1 - This is my first consensual time

2 - Who wants to get pregnant?

3 - I'm so sorry for what's about to happen

4 - This is going to be the best 7 minutes of your life

5 - I'll make this quick and painless

6 - You're prettier than my cousin

7 - Please don't tell my spouse about this

8 - The doctor says that rash isn't contagious

9 - On second thought, let's turn the lights out

10 - I bet you can't even tell that I was a man two years ago

11 - Just keep it down; my mom is a light sleeper

12 - You're sister was more into foreplay than you are

13 - I think we should have a "talk"