Three pollocks were working in alaska (pick a job in alaska that you would like to incorporate) and everyday they would share the 1 hour lunch break they had together eating on top of a large cliff overlooking the land. The first pollock named john opens his lunch which was brought from home and saw what was in his lunch box. "dammit i swear everyday its the same thing, she always makes me a ham and cheese sandwich, i swear im sick of this, thats all my wife ever makes, if i get a ham and cheese sandwich one more time im going to jump off this cliff". The second pollock named Jim opens his lunch box to reveal a pimento cheese sandwich. "Dammit man, i know what you mean john, all my wife can make is these damn pimento cheese sandwiches, if i get one more of these sandwiches im going to jump off with you". The third pollock named Simon opens up his lunch box to find a bologna sandwich. Same thing being said following the first two pollocks idea. The next day w