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Tips about Hollywood

1.)It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
2.)Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
3.)All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her.
4.)At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
5.)Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
6.)All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
7.)You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
8.)A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
9.)If a lar
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