Jack and John were on a hunting trip one weekend, when they got lost. They couldn't find their way back to their camp, so they just wandered around all night.

They were hearing noises all night, and the noises got louder and louder, closer and closer as the night progressed. Suddenly, they heard a bear's roar, and Jack, whose shotgun was propped on his shoulder, accidentally pulled the trigger, shooting John in the face.

Jack turned around, and said, "Don't look at me like that John, I'm scared too!"