A woman went to an XXX shop looking for a toy to please her while her husband was on a business trip. She asked the man behind the counter for something special, he said this is the voodoo dick, all you have to do is say voodoo dick and where you want it to go. She loved it and wanted to try it out, she went home, got naked and said "Voodoo Dick my pussy!" The penis went straight to work. After three orgasms she forgot how to make it stop. She tried driving back to the XXX shop, but she was swerving all over the road. A policeman pulled her over, and asked her if she had had anything to drink. She replied that she had a voodoo dick stuck in her pussy and it wouldn't stop screwing her. The policeman smiled and said, "Voodoo Dick, My ASS!"