Greg and Joe were in class together. Greg saw Joe's new watch and asked him where he got it.

"Well," said Joe, "I just waited till I heard my parent's bed swueeking like every other night, and I walked in, and my old man gave me this great watch so I'd leave."

So, Greg decided to try that technique the following night. He went in when he heard the rhythmic squeak of his parent's bed, and walked in.

"What do you want greg?" asked Greg's dad.

"I wanna watch Dad"

"Then sit down and shut up"