Two older gentleman were talking and one said to
the other, "You're having an anniversary soon,
right?" The other replied, "Yup, a big one... 20
years."

"Wow," said the other, "what are you going to do
for your wife for your anniversary?" The other
replied, "I'm going to take her to Australia."

"Wow, Australia! Now that's something!" said the
other man. "That's going to be hard to beat. What
are you going to do for your 25th anniversary?"

"Go back and get her."