A boy was standing at a street corner shaking a can. A priest walks up to him and says, my son what are you doing? The boy says, I am shaking a can of turpentine., the most powerful liquid on Earh! My son, says the priest, holy water is the most powerful liquid on Earth! If you poor holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach, says the priest, she will pass the most beautiful child. You think, said the boy. Cuz if you poor this on a cat's ass it'll pass a motorcycle.