When I was in the Army, I went to the hospital with a broken arm, getting X-rays.
The girl doing the X-rays was so hot, I couldn't resist, I pushed her onto the x-ray table, ripped off her cloths, ripped off mine and got on top of her.
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us and turned it on.
Then I looked up on the X-ray moniter and I saw my sperm swimming up insid of her!