Yo mama is soooo stupid...

...she took a Wandering Jew houseplant to a priest to convert it.
...her most recent book purchase was "Dummies for Dummies".
...when someone asked if she'd seen "Forrest Gump" she said she really didn't want to see a movie about trees.
...she took shampoo and a towel to a baby shower.
...she went to the computer store looking for an automatic keyboard because she was tired of shifting manually.