If this big movie company was parked outside my house and the director was sitting in his big fluffy chair I would run around past him lifting my legs in the air grabbing my butt screaming “Ouch ouch ouch” like I just sat on a cactus and the director would say “Look at that guy everybody” and they would all laugh and I would be given the lead role in the movie and I would tell everybody during my interviews with a big silly smile “You's got to sas it!" and nod my head from side to side remembering the secret of the pretend cactus.....