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Here is a small sampling of some hate mails we have received from our viewers. All bad grammar and typos are left intact.
Date: Tue 4/11/2006 12:23 AM
Subject: Maze Prank Cry
From: Rolands


To Whomever It may Consern,
Ihave recently veiwed Maze prank cry. I am really disgusted of what the father did to his child. Horrible things like this can destroy a child's life and may lead to violent night terrors, mild-extreme social insecurity, abnormal phobias, and maybe Schizophrenia. The next worst thing he can do is post that on the internet and let everyone see his child cry his life away. I am wondering if you have his email. Probally you wont let me have his email. In that case can you email him and tell him what can happen to a child. Even though I relize this was made on the 8th of Febuary. He is one sick sick jerk. I love your website though. it is very funny except for a few things (wheres waldo, Reverse of jingle bells, etc).
I hope this wont alter that.

Sincerly,
Rolands

 
Date: Wed 2/22/2006 2:27 PM
Subject: Complaint
From: Lurvelylady


The video clip of the boy eating the mouse is absolutly disgusting. It is cruel, sickening and pointless and I dont think you should have it showing on your website. If u are going to reward people for sending things to put on the website at least have some rules or guidelines that prevent people from going so low that they have to resort to eating live animals!!!
You may say 'well you didnt have to watch it' but there was no label saying boy eating live mouse. Its sick things like that which show you what the world is coming to.
 
Date: Wed 2/22/2006 12:03 AM
Subject: "Mean spirited prank on his son"
From: N


Dear E

for the most part I love the site and find it pretty funny BUT

in reference to the "Mean spirited prank" the dad abused his son with:

Mean spirited is not a sufficient descriptor - actually "cruel and unusual" might be better - this was not funny and the guy who sent it in is fucked up. Hope that kid recovered from his traumatization - I wonder what other "funny pranks" the dad pulls on the kid....

This flick should not be offered on your website. It was upsetting to watch and I would not like to see any more abuse-as-entertainment.

kinda sucky that this is at the top of your page - "Best of the web?!?!?" - f*ck that

thanks for listening -

N
 
Date: Mon 1/9/2006 10:45 PM
Subject: You and Your Site Apalls Me
From: Clara R


Mr. Bauman
I really have to tell you that so many things on your site make me sick, especially the video of animals being doused in gas and set ablaze. This is not only offensive, but also in incredibly poor taste, seeing as anyone who has a sound mind and/or hasn't participated in making any 1980s Italian splatter films does not condone animal cruelty, and ESPECIALLY doesn't condone placing it for all to see on an Internet site which is fabricated from stolen property (but I'll get to that later). Goddess Bunny is also horrible. Do you actually find it okay to profit from the mentally ill?! My aunt has Down's Syndrome, you sick bastard, and I don't expect you to know what it's like to know someone all your life who has struggled like her or even understand it, but I demand that you not take away what dignity they have. Don't even start with that kid getting his first boner. That's just plain depraved. There are innumerable other instances in which you alienate people on the basis of race, color, religion, sexual orientation, and other factors which I didn't even KNOW people could be discriminated against based on. I would not be surprised if you read Mein Kampf (That's the book Hitler wrote on his philosophy unless you didn't know) and found it to be a "keen idea." I've never said this to anyone, but you are truly a horrible human being at heart. Now, to my final argument. None of this is even yours. You have stolen it all from people and placed your watermark on it. Then you claim that it is legally yours because the Internet is a place of "sharing." Last I checked "sharing" is mutual. Think about it. And while you're actually thinking (you probably haven't done it in a while) rethink who you think you really are. Are you just having fun and making money off of other advertising offers, or are you hurting billions of people for money? It's supposed to be a wake up call when your watermark causes the same reactions in the public eye as the swastika. Thank you for your time, and if this goes in Hate Mail, I will be proud. People deserve to see that it's not just disgruntled computer geeks with bad grammar who oppose your site. People have legitimate reasons, and if you don't listen to them, they will MAKE you listen.

PS: A special congratulations to a few friends, including a close one, who recently slammed your site. Fight fire with fire, guys.

 
Date: Fri 12/9/2005 5:48 PM
Subject: your horrible website--Hate Mail
From: Allie W


To whom ever gets this message:

I am entirely ashamed of what is on this website. I am a 29 year old female in the United States. At first I thought it was a humorous website. I liked the games, opptical illusions and funny clips. After a while I realized you were creating a trap for innocent people (such as myself) to fall into. Yes, you might think it's a funny website, but millions of viewers out there don't. My 7 and 8 year old daughters got on this website and viewed the explicit material on this website that is obvisously not appropriate for their age group. I am ashamed that you are a part of this country. You should feel horrible that you made a website insulting people because of there race, religon, sexual orientation, or other things that make up the diversity in this world. The crude videos on this website such as the child's first boner, or making fun of people if they have a mental or physical illness is such a bitchy thing of you to do. The sexual material on here is revolting and its insults me very much. I am furious at you, if I could, I would stab you right in the heart, or wait...you don't have a heart, it's just a cold block of ice where your heart is supposed to be. Just stop and think what you are doing. Doesn't your family hate you? You probably have no friends. You are such an embarrasment to the country and the world. I, myself am totally against exploiting this kind of content on the internet. I have created an Internet Safety Committee in my town and we have targeted your website.

Trust me, I have already contacted the BIVS (Burea of Internet Violence and Safety).
I also have written George W. Bush our president several letters about ebaumsworld (he has written me back). Soon your disgusting, revolting, sickening, and immature website will be out of cyberspace for good. So you sick bastard, I hope you rot in hell forever. I am hoping you right me a letter back explaining when you will be taking the site off the internet.

-concerned reader

 
Date: Fri 9/2/2005 1:11 PM
Subject: Hate Call
From: Raj


To Whom It May Concern,

I am writing to discuss the "prank phone call" you have displayed on your website. This is clearly what the Justice Department would consider a hate crime, and I am appalled that you would defend it and willfully put it on your website.

Sikhs in this country have experienced a tremendous amount of abuse since 9-11, the War on Terrrorism, and the recent London Bombings. We have been shot at, assaulted, murdered, xenophobic remarks have been screamed at us; simply because we are people of faith.

I am an American. I consider myself to be first and foremost that seeing as how I was born and raised in this country and I fear for you, that this phone call is not considered protected speech under the Consitutiuon. The Federal Government, US Supreme Ct, and the Justice Department have made it an issue to stop hate speech which seeks to only intimidate people. It is the reason why the KKK, Aryan Nations, Black Panthers, etc, are not allowed to undergoe specific activites and say certain things. This is what this call is; hate speech.

I understand the importance of humor and laughing at myself. However, when people are murdered due to ignorance and corporations are unwilling to stop the hate they spread, it is not humor.

Business in all industries have a duty to stop hate speech which can and will result in crimes toward a specific group. The vast majority of people in this country, and you as well, are ignorant to the true nature of terrorism. You see Bin Laden on the TV and figure all or most terrorists wear turbans. That is purely idiotic. The terrorists on 9-11 never wore turbans, the terrorists in London never wore turbans (some were even black), and the suicide bombers in Israel, Palestine, Iraq, IRan and Suadi Arabia never wear turbans. Unfortunately, the mindset of average Americans, ie uneducated, have produced a time where terrorism will not decrease, but only increase due to that ignorance and blatant disregard for human and business decency.

I have no need ot tell you to take the video off. You yourself are an average american and thus are probably incacpable of understand the simply concept I laid out.

Sincerely,

American born-raised Sikh

 
Date: Thu 8/25/2005 2:55 PM
Subject: Goddess Bunny the Tap Dancer
From: Michael D


To Whom It Concerns:
Is Goddess Bunny supposed to represent humor? You're pathetically sick. As a Registered Nurse who has take care of the infirm, the sick, and the dying since the 1960s, I am insulted by your lack of common sense. This kind of humor should never be tolerated, is not funny to say the least, makes a mockery of the individual, and makes you look like the stupid ass you must be. To make fun of those whose lives are living on the edge of everyday for a few laughs and a couple of dollars is senseless and grossly immoral. Did you find Mr. Reeve's (Superman) paralysis funny?
I suggest you find a new line of work. This one will come back to haunt you. I guarantee it.
Michael D
 
Date: Tue 8/16/2005 12:37 AM
Subject: Feeding Sessions
From: Chris P


eBaum,

You are a very, very sick man. I have been looking through your site and agree with the views of the many hate mails you do get! Your site and EVIL and VERY, VERY NASTY. In my opinion, you should seek out the help of the LORD, my disgusting friend! I have been a faithful servant of the lord almighty now for a good long time, and I can tell that you would benefit very much from seeking the LORD's forgiveness. He will change you in many ways if he doesn't first decide to smite you for your horrible acts here on this twisted little cantata of a website! I would like to use curse words to show you how evil you are, but with my new work schedule it would mean too many penance prayers to make up for telling you what you should hear! You are on the path of unrighteousness and I am scared for you! You deserve God's healing just as much as I do, but I am afraid you will turn away from it! Live in the light of JESUS, sweet child, and you will never go wrong! Everyone makes mistakes (usually not as many as you have), and they deserve to be forgiven! Make penance for your crimes against people, and GOD will hear your prayers and love them! Come clean, my poor, misguided friend!

Your Friend in Spirit
 
Date: Wed 8/3/2005 3:24 PM
Subject: your site is an embarassment
From: C M


You know, I go into your site once in a while to see some funny clips, but don't go as often because I've realized something: your site is cruel. Now, you've probably received some e-mails abous this topic in the past, but I know people that love your site and I can see what type of people they are; self-loathing assholes or 14 year old boys that can't find a fuck for their lives. What's so funny about a diver smashing her on the diving board? What's funny about two elderly men fighting and one possibly really injuring himself. I read a joke about gays that wasn't funny at all, but you idiots probably don't know any gay people to see that stupid jokes like that make you guys seem more and more ignorant, but like I said, anybody with a Jr High education would love these things. I get embarassed for you guys and I'm glad I'm not coming back. Man, you guys are typical, idiotic, Bush supporters. Fucking embarassing.
 
Date: Thu 7/28/2005 6:42 PM
Subject: I hate you guys!
From: KRL


Dear Ebaum,

You are the most disgusting and perverted fat lard I have ever heard of! What you call clean humor is actually offensive to many groups of people! That is so mean to make fun of people who have mental problems, and absolutely revolting to put a video of a boy getting his first boner, and sexual things that are extremely innappropriate to anybody under the age of 18! You should be ashamed of yourself!!! You are just an extremely obese, ugly fag who has nothing better to do with his time than make fun of people and hurt their feelings! You should undergo therapy for serious sexual issues, you sick bastard! I have nothing against slight sexual humor, because slight sexual humor is actually funny! but your "clean humor" is actually disgusting and sickening! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Some of your humor is funny, ill give you that, but most of it is absolutely GROSS!!!

You will burn in hell forever,

A H8r

 
Date: Fri 7/22/2005 5:31 AM
Subject: Scum of the internet :D
From: bole


I'm sure the site was funny and new when it started out.

But it has since then become the scum of the internet. If anyone, on any forum, ever, uses a link with the ebaums tag in it, or an image with the ebaums watermark, they are flamed to high-hell. How does it feel knowing this? Oh, and you're a faggot.

Oh, and die.

In the anal flame.

LOL BAG

 
Date: Fri 6/17/2005 7:28 PM
Subject: Feeding Sessions
From: Adrienne Laught


To Whom It May Concern:

I am an individual who frequents your site and appreciates it’s humor and other attributes. However, I do not feel anyone should condone behavior like that shown in the video added this week, “Feeding Sessions with Deadly Pets.” It excuses the blatant abuse of animals, as it is clear the individuals intended for the helpless animals to be killed for the sake of their video sessions. Please do the ethical thing and remove this video. I am sure it would not hurt your site’s traffic, but on the other hand would prove you to be a responsible and moral enterprise.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Adrienne L. Laught

 
Date: Friday, April 22, 2005 1:52 PM
Subject: Horrible
From: Carrie Davis


Mr. Ebaum,
I am very infuriated at this time, 1, because of the lude, and nasty photos that my son has been exploring on this site, and 2, because of the video footage that my son has had to witness. I am refering to the clip of a child getting his first boner, and am very disgusted that you would actually post that on the internet for eveyone to watch. In short, I will go on a campaign in my community to ban sites like yours, and advise that nobody ever visit this site again. Finally I would very much appreciate if this site were to make it harder for a 9 year old to see these types of images.
 

Date: Wednesday, April 20, 2005 6:42 PM
Subject: Horrible
From: Jane K

To whom it may concern:
When I first stumbled upon your website, I found it to be quite amusing. The games were entertaining, and the videos and flash clips were fun to view. But after a while, I began to take a closer look at everything that was thrown at me. Your site is NOT amusing. It is down right EVIL. How dare you post clips of people who are mentally disabled. How DARE you make fun of people because of their race, color, looks, and nationally. How could you possible think your site is amusing? You provide links that seem safe and enjoyable, but when viewed, are frightening and insulting. How could you possibly post a site that shows curse words and inappropriate content without any warnings? Do you honestly think this amuses people? I certainly hope not.
You know why you site is entitled "Ebaum's World"? It's because it IS your world. It's a world where it's appropriate to make fun of people, and to harm and frighten people to a point of no change. Your world consists nothing more than childish behavior. Obviously, you have no consent for other peoples' feelings. Otherwise, you would not have posted such disgusting content. Face the facts, buddy. This is the real world. You do not have the right to hurt people with a website. It is so terrible! How can you possibly live with your self? What if you had a child or a relative who was mentally disabled, and you saw people making fun of them? What if YOU were the one from a different country, and there was nothing you could do? Do you even think about what other people will think? Do you even care about the people you have hurt with your horrible web site? I have no idea how you can live with yourself. You are a horrible, horrible person. You should stop what you are doing and delete this site all together. Just Stop and think. What do you get out of this? Laughter, self confidence? NO! You just continue to do it without thinking. Just stop! I hope that you die and rot in hell! You should NEVER judge people without expirencing their problems first. Go DIE, you freak!
Sincerely,
Ticked Off

 

Date: Wednesday, April 12, 2005 3:32 AM
Subject: Hellbound
From: Brandy Zentner

Awful website! I love to be a funny person, and prankster at times. But upon looking through your website, I am just amazed how such a person like you could have even been created. Something went REALLY wrong during your mothers pregnancy. I went to the Hate Mail and read every letter on there. Well, I agree with 100% of what was said in each one. Words really cannot describe what you are. I am not going to use bad language at you, even though I would like to, what I would like to do is be a witness to you and show you that you can have Jesus in your life and turn your back on Satan. I am positive, just from the things you have on your site, you will burn in Hell for eternity. I on the other hand have a mansion waiting for me in Heaven when I die. I would like to invite you to a mansion of your own. You CAN turn your life around and be a better person if you honestly know and believe that Jesus is real, and live your life for Him. I wonder if you even know what He went through for you and I to live with Him for eternity, rather than a death of fire for eternity. Judging from this website, I don't think so. He went through a torture so painful, even I could not imagine. Not a one person, with Jesus in their life, would make fun of another person, laugh at the evils of this world, and not give a second thought to how others feel when they see these awful, awful things. Anyway, this is a Salvation message for you. I don't know if you still put hate mail on your website, but I would so appreciate it if you would add this one, so that some of your "Fans" can read this also. This is a Salvation message, not just for you, but anyone who is willing to read on.

1. Confess your sins and admit that you are a sinner. Romans 3:10
2. Be willing and ready to repent from your sins. Acts 17:30
3. Believe that Jesus died on the cross for you, was buried, and rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
4. Pray and invite Jesus to come into your life and become your personal savior. Romans 10:13
5. Read and study the Holy bible and fellowship with other Christians.
6. If you don't have a bible you can purchase one just about anywhere.

John 3:16 says "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.

The words that you pray to Him to accept Him into your heart are so simple. If you are not saved, then your name is not written in The Book of Life and you WILL spend eternity in Hell, with the devil, Satan. Hell is real. Fire is real. Just because your are dead don't mean that you will not feel the pain from the fire that you will live in. If you live in Heaven, there will be no pain, no sadness, no tears. just happiness for eternity. Satan was one of God's Angels, his name was Lucifer, and he was cast out and you will be too if you do not accept Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour. You don't have to be a preacher to pray. Just close your eyes, bow your head and confess your sins, ask Him to enter your life so you can live through Him. I hope you will, and all who work with you on this website. Thank you for your time, but no thanks in anyway to what you are putting out there for others to see. If you want to add a variety of things to your website, then please be sure to add this also.

You are in my prayers!! May God bless you, and enter your life soon, before it is too late!!!

 

Date: Fri 4/1/2005 6:53 PM
Subject: Your Site
From: John Williams

Dear Cretin/Ebaum:

I am writing to you to tell you that your site is just wretched.

I cannot stand the design. It's completely blue, and has no variety to it either. The organization could be bedder, and everything seems all bunched together and looks dirty (which your content is too). I could say what else is wrong with the design, but that's a waste of both your time and mine. Point being, it is HOREBLE. Absolutely HOREBLE.

However, the design is the least of my problems. Your content is also very disrespectful. I find it very degrading that anybody would portray Osama bin Laden the way you do. As a non-American, I do not find maturity in your country's people when they satricize anybody. I know that he did knock down two buildings, but does that really matter? After all, there are plenty more of structures in America, and though he killed 3,000 people, despite it not being a small count, you should not humiliate him like that.

Some of your images just plain out make me gag. The celebrities without makeup was absolutely disgusting to see. I thought that it would be just celebrities that did not wear makeup normally or something like that. And plus, I think that it's racist that you only include American celebrities. Also, pictures of latrines, even to show interesting things about them as in the case of the Swiss one, is just immature. And the cats who have had accidents and people with damaged cars is just plain disturbing, at least to me.

And your lack of seriousness in some places is actually inconveniencing. For the epilepsy test, I thought that the warning was merely just a joke, like the rest of your site is. When I clicked on the link, I felt quite dissy if I do so say myself.

The nitty gritty of it all being that I could spend my entire life saying everything that I hate about you. However, I want to live my life, and not have to deal with this site, with its toilets and insulting Osama bin Laden and the whole lot of what you have going on.

 

Date: Fri 1/20/2005 6:53 PM
Subject: What the?
From: firefly

Ebaum,

Your website has to be the most overrated bog of eternal stench ever discovered by mankind. Why people even waste their breath talking and writing about it is beyond me. There are far better websites in existence that get no where near as much publicity as yours.

Your main page is taken up almost entirely by the most dreadful jokes that would even cause a 12yr old girl high on laughing gas to slip into a coma. Then there is the out-dated content (your main page is still showing content that has been floating around the Internet for months), the dreadful website design - ugh I could go on.

You should change your slogan from "Media for the masses" to "Media for asses".

Good day, futher mucker.

 

Date: Fri 10/15/2004 7:43 AM
Subject: You and your racist "jokes"...
From: Paassilta@hotmail.com

Ebaum,

I came to this site in search for something to amuse me, and I thought that this site was quite funny, but my smile froze, as I saw your "humorous" description of "where to find ebaum". I can clearly see, that you have gotten that picture from Finland, from my country,and I am disgusted to see, that you have chosen someone, who just happends to live thousands of miles away from your "dear" country, and I am certain, that you have not asked HIS permission to use that photo in your site...do you know what? I know that he did not want you to make fun of him in expense of amusement of millions of other people, you have helped him to become the public clown. I know that boy personally, and I demand that you will remove that picture immediately, or serious juridical action will be taken. I will come again to this site to see, that you have indeed done so.

I know that this is only a way for you to make your living, but this is outrageous! As a person from Finland, I am disgusted to see, that this childish "humour" of your fellow countrymen is your lame, and pathetic excuse to show your greatness to other countries.

Pictures of dead animals, jokes about a person´s sexuality, or about the sizes of women´s breasts...how very "amusing". Is this all what your country is to offer?

Well, at least now we are sure, that your countrymen has the immense I.Q of a six-year old. Well done.
If you want to make fun of other people, do use the americans as your next victim, as they have already sank so low enough, and leave other nations people out of it.

By the way, me and my friends do not appreciate on your patriotism, that is clearly all over your site in the forms of "Osama-jokes, "kill all arabs!" ( it was not written like this literally, but this is the impression we got ) and Saddam and Moore; friends 4-ever!". Not only it is childish, is is also highly irritating to observe such behaviour as an outsider.
Did you know that the president Bush and the americans are regarded in such a high opinion in my country and in the Europe, like you and the rest of the yanks think of Osama Bin Laden and the Al-Qaida?
I hope it will give you something to think about....for a change.


Alexandra.

 

Date: Thu 10/7/2004 12:12 PM
Subject: You satanic vile dingos.
From: nelson_1@optusnet.com.au

I have to refer to that Waldo page. That is absolutely frightening. I am 22 years old and I am just horrified. You have no life. You are a nerd who spends your whole life making a website for the internet. Go out and get a real job. Think about those children that would be linked there. They could be mentally scared as their minds are not fully developed. Indeed this website breaches the Code of Conduct of internet website hosting by the UN Law. You obviously don't care about what will become of those children as you are a bunch of twisted DEVILS, otherwise you would have clearly stated about harmful items that could damage people of all ages alike. I even was shaking after that image popped up. But thankfully, safe-thinking companies like Nintendo produce mind-easing games such as Pokemon which builds up people's mentality and has done so for my 2 year old son, who can read and speak fluently and certainly doesn't need the internet for leisure. If you do have time to waste making sick-shit on websites, I suggest that you should make something children-friendly, which is likely to become a popular hit. Now about me.

- Professional Architect
- Artist
- I actually own a Mercedes Benz CLK500 and my wife owns a BMW 7 Series. Beat that, you dreamer.
- I own a house already. No mortgages, nothing. 100% Paid For.
- I have someone to spend my sex life with, unlike you who spends it with a pc screen ejaculating about porn movies. Shame on you all.

I suggest that you go and find a counsellor as you are sick and demented in the head. Not only that, you put down people which have disabilities - would you put those people down if they were your parents/siblings/children?

I hope you suffer for what you have done you dementor.

- eBaum Hater.

PS: I will hope I see the day when eBaum's World is shut down.

PPS: Diss Pokemon and that shows how truley low and lame you are.

PPPS: Who the hell would show Hate Email to the whole InternetPopulation, you sick moron.

 

Date: Tuesday, June 01, 2004
Subject: You're so feeble
From: jdchick17@optonline.net

I am absolutely astonished that such a sad, insignificant, lonely, unattractive, pathetic, and moronic individual such as yourself exists. I realize, for a woman of my intellect, using such immature insults is somewhat childish and inappropriate in this "hate mail" context; however, when dealing with the moronic, one must lower themselves to that level in order for the receiver to understand the message.

My message to you is as follows: Get a life. I know, you perhaps expected something more significant, jarring, raucous, lude -- well, I am sorry to dissapoint, but you are dealing with an entirely too intelligent and mature individual to receive a barrage of insults in response to your insiduous display of low self-esteem, lack of self-worth, lack of motivation, failure to be a valuable part of society-filled diary you call your "ebaumsworld website". I pity people such as yourself who failed to receive proper upbringing from a formative and influential adult figure -- or perhaps -- failed to receive the love a child deserves when ugly and fat (since we all know, as hard as it must have been, your parents should have at least pretended to love you at some point in your life). Honestly, if your life is so meaningless, so empty, so sordid and substandard, that you have nothing better to do then come up with ways to insult the less fortunate in this difficult world we live in, then I don't know what can be done to salvage an individual such as yourself. Honestly, I have spent 10 minutes (about as much of my quite busy, enriched, full life as I'm willing to waste on a pathetic fool like you) trying to come up with an adult manner in which to deal with you.

I suppose there is no hope. You are one of the lot of individuals we should have ritualistically put into a dark big building in the middle of Arkansas -- all alone, no food, no water, nothing but the type of surroundings that might drive someone mad. Then I suggest we put up a video camera and tape how you behave and act. Then we'll air this on your wonderful website -- naked, depraved, starring mad, pathetic, fat losers going awry in a building in Arkansas. I'm sure the types of insignificant losers who view your website would enjoy such a video -- but perhaps, just perhaps, you would have a different view of such depraved senses of humor when it is yourself who is the centerpiece of the joke. Maybe, just maybe, this would give you a different view of what you do on a daily basis.

I honestly think such an experience would leave you huddled in a corner crying like a baby, reminding you of all the years you were unpopular in school and hated in life -- the circumstances which led you to become the heartless, cruel insignificant individual you are today. One day, a long time ago, someone made you feel unimportant and insignificant. Daddy and Mommy didn't love you enough or pay enough attention to you, and hence, you feel the need thenceforth to attempt to destroy the confidences of others and get all the attention, thereby making you feel somewhat more important. Does the number of "hits" on your website get you excited each day? Do you think that all the people who view your site are your friends? Your fans?

Please -- they are other insignificant specks of non-existence on this earth who, like you, have nothing better to do with their lives then to sit in front of a computer screen and read your pathetic attempts to gain purpose in your life. I was sent your website by an old friend, whom I quickly insulted for playing into and watching such heinous, felonious waste. I am sorry I ever spent 5 minutes looking at the information on your site and saddened that I am even attempting to enlighten you with this e-mail which has wasted anothing 10 minutes of my all too important and full life.

If you'll excuse me, it's time for me to meet a client -- so I'm going to go get into my BMW in my $2,000 suit and go buy an overly priced lunch and drink the finest wine -- while you sit in your underwear and jerk off to a computer screen, hoping it will feel like the "real thing".

You're absolutely pitiable.

From: *FemaleLawyer2Be (a unbelievably attractive woman with a life that such a sad individual like yourself can only dream of).

 

Date: Saturday, April 10, 2004
Subject: Handicapped People
From: John Doe

Hello,

I like your site for the most part. However, you seem to take pleasure in making fun of mentally and/or physically challenged people. It is one thing if a person lets themselves go or has really bad personal hygeine or fashion sense. It is quite another to make fun of someone because of the way they were born, which that person has absolutely NO control over. I hope that you never find yourself handicapped or disfigured one day due to a car accident etc. and feel the pain that your kind of hatred causes. Obviously, at your maturity level I doubt that you would be able to comprehend this. I wonder if you even ponder whether the obviously handicapped people you make fun of ever see your site? Or their parents? Imagine if you had a disabled child due to some totally random genetic defect and found a site making of your child who has no culpability in how they look. Could you even imagine that? Again, I doubt it very much. There is really nothing lower than someone makes fun of those who can't defend themselves. You're either immature or a sadist, neither of which redeems you. Good luck, you may need it one day and remember, there is such a thing as Karma.

 

Date: Saturday, April 10, 2004
Subject: Disgusted
From: btfarm

I am utterly disgusted with your Wheres Waldo- find Waldo in less than a minute page ( http://www.ebaumsworld.com/waldo.shtml ). My kids have just gotten a couple books from the library and tonight we decided to search online for Waldo stuff and came across your site. I am so disgusted with your Where's Waldo page and the hidious face that surprizes us, some may think its funny, maybe under the influence of some drug maybe. Have you put two little kids in front of that page and let them wait to see what happens when the minute is up. My two kids were in a graet mood as we came upon your site, and no warnings whatever about the end of the minute in the Waldo game. My little girl has run absolutely terrified from the room and is now scared to death. I just don't think its called for. You should be setting an example or give warnings first. And then at the bottom you have typed "Funny? Click here to send this cartoon to a friend." I agree you can do what you want with your sites, but when children are entertained by Waldo, then who do you expect to come across your site? They are used to Halloween stuff, but this is not expected and uncalled for on such a game such as finding Waldo! I hope you find this email as entertaining as your website!
Sincerely.

Disgusted parent.

 

Date: Monday, March 01, 2004 4:28 AM
Subject: Your Website
From: cpayne_1@yahoo.com

I would like you to post my email on your website please. I visited your website after hearing about it from a friend. I think that some of the stuff on your website is funny however the majority of the material on the website is not. I am a 27 year old female and I was very offended by some of the material you have chosen to display. You have a very sick sense of humor in my opinion. I think that the message you send out to society regarding women and the mentally handicapped just show what type of world we live in and how people like you think. We live in a sick world as it is and your website only contributes to that sickness. I also found links on your website to porn sites and other sick sites including dating websites that would be accessible by children and other adults that shouldn't be viewing that material. I also know that some of the material you have stolen from other websites because there were several things that I saw on your website that I have seen already up to 5 years ago. I read your "Hate Mail" section and I can see that I'm not the only one that feels the way I do. Why do you get off on making fun of others and degrading women and the act of "sex" by showing cartoons that show nudity, violence, and language??? You make fun of alcoholics, people with epilepsy, and people with drug addictions. Do you really think you are contributing anything to society by posting such material on your website? It's people like you who are insecure of others so you must put others down in order to feel better about yourself. Making fun of the way women drive and showing pictures of the "perfect woman" with no head, just a set of breasts and legs just adds to my theory that the majority of men out there have corrupted and sick minds just as yourself. I think a more appropriate picture would be "The Perfect Man" and just show a penis, that's really all most of you are worth anyways and that's not saying a lot in some cases. Why do you think there's such a hype with the "blue pill" probably because you're one of those guys who has a little one and feels inferior to everyone else. "Hey if you don't like male bashing then don't bash us." If you can dish it out you best be able to take it. The funny thing is, there's really no point in trying to reason with someone of your stature because you've already shown how tall you really are. Is there a place where all the men in this world such as yourself can just go....like a sinking,deserted island? Where you and your men pals can sit around all day poking fun at the opposite sex and making fun of other people who probably have more going for them in their "pinky" finger than you have in your whole body? I really wish there was because we would all have a better place to live if people like you and your filth didn't exist. Have a nice day guy.
Cheri Payne, Oklahoma City, OK

 

Date: Wednesday, January 21, 2004 9:00 PM
Subject: hey there
From: nikki .

Hello there

I wanted you to know you have a lot of brains to get all of the games together, and start this website.... But personally most of the topics on here are a little upsetting. It might be true that many people have problems.. It might be true that u.s. is getting many bombings, but you don’t have to make a joke about all of this…because many of these issues are serious. Do you realize that you’re brainwashing millions and millions of people by showing them this site? Right away when you say retard many people think of someone who is ugly stupid and annoying. When you show epilepsy as a joke.. right away many automatically believe they are really a joke. Plenty of people get their info from the web and the T.V…. Our daily life is about movie stars and other people whom we’ve never met. So if you really think this doesn’t make an impact on people. Please think again. I know you’re smart enough to make the website.. but are you quick enough to make the right decision not just for laughs but for the people in our world? You could be something great! You could teach people real lessons of life or real things while they have fun. Our world wouldn’t be so cliquey and everyone wouldn’t be judged upon as much. So the choice is yours…..

Nikki – I am Smart

I am Pretty

I have many wonderful friends


…. I have epilepsy

…. I have depression

…. And I used to be anerexic

à different thoughts on me now, eh?


Thanks a lot and I hope you think a lot about this e-mail

If you have time please write back

Nikki



 

Date: Monday, January 19, 2004 7:46 PM
Subject: complaint
From: cassie gill

Ebaum-
you are the most selhating man whore of all time. you really push m buttons. i mean how could you make fun of retarded people like that. how could you do that with such pleasure and joy. are you sick....do you have something wrong with your brain. the good lord gave mentally challenged people there disease thenby god no ones going to make fun of them. im a country morman bitch and if i could i would slap you up side the head you sick retard. what are you non-gentile?!?
from cassie gill

 

Date: Sunday, January 18, 2004 6:49 AM
Subject: complaint
From: Alison Anderson

I hope as promised you will read all of your e-mails even the complaints.I am a very open minded individual who doesn't complain about a lot.However,today my 8 year old and my 6 year old were EXTREMELY upset by the horrific monster who jumped out of the screen at them while they were trying to find Waldo.They had never played Where's Waldo before and I was trying to explain the idea to them and your website came up on the list.I spend most of my life trying to monitor what they see and as there was no warning on your website I feel that you were wrong to take this liberty.I realise that we came onto your website but I I hope you are mature enough to realise that had I known what was in store I wouldn't have done it with my children present.Thanks for your time,Alison Anderson

 

Date: Friday, January 16, 2004 6:39 AM
Subject: Doodoocaca animation
From: Mikaelin BlueSpruce

Dear eBaum,

A friend of mine sent me a link to your new animation 'Doodoocaca' and I couldn't believe what I was seeing.First and foremost to see the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. portrayed as some type of savage in the jungle is beyond disrespectful. I don't even have to describe what he did in his life to show that he was above that type of treatment. In addition, to see Ku Klux Klan meetings and hidden Nazi images further disturbed me. I do not oppose the use of the face of Adolph Hitler by any means, it was the flash of Ronald McDonald's face with a Swastika on his forehead as well as swastikas flashed on the foreheads of the man and woman in Grant Wood's American Gothic painting. You c

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