"ClickHole" Greatest Hits to Celebrate Their Return (13 Pics)

nootens Published 05/21/2020 in Funny

While eBaum's World has existed since before the term 'viral' was even used the way it is today, one website that took click bait to the next level is ClickHole.

Born out of The Onion and built to skewer the all–annoying BuzzFeed, for the short time it was around, ClickHole genuinely made the internet a more fun place to be.

The site closed earlier this year after Cards Against Humanity bought it, but this week it triumphantly returned.

If you're not familiar with the site, this list of their top headlines should give you an idea of what made them worth checking out. Or you could click this to see a bear maul somebody.

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1.
"Quiznos cured me of my pedophilia, which is a lot more than I can say for Subway.”
2.
"Manufacturer Ty Inc. confirmed that each Beanie is stuffed with approximately 6,000 spider eggs."
3.
This was one of ClickHole's biggest pieces ever and will go down as the only online quiz to not suck.
4.
Yo momma jokes never go out of style.
5.
Dark humor fans, this one's for you.
6.
Al Gore would actually love this.
7.
This one goes out to every brand that gave up on trying.
8.
"What kind of society do we live in when children go hungry while sex offenders skydive for free?"
9.
This kid looks so bummed to be photoshopped here. What a champ.
10.
"Horse-sized horses" is the only way anyone should describe a horse.
11.
Most real articles published online today feel less impactful than this.
12.
As Barbies have gotten stupider, the jokes about them have gotten better.
13.
Feel free to send this to anyone who's ever pretended to be a food snob, then tell them that no one cares.

1.
"Quiznos cured me of my pedophilia, which is a lot more than I can say for Subway.”
2.
"Manufacturer Ty Inc. confirmed that each Beanie is stuffed with approximately 6,000 spider eggs."
3.
This was one of ClickHole's biggest pieces ever and will go down as the only online quiz to not suck.
4.
Yo momma jokes never go out of style.
5.
Dark humor fans, this one's for you.
6.
Al Gore would actually love this.
7.
This one goes out to every brand that gave up on trying.
8.
"What kind of society do we live in when children go hungry while sex offenders skydive for free?"
9.
This kid looks so bummed to be photoshopped here. What a champ.
10.
"Horse-sized horses" is the only way anyone should describe a horse.
11.
Most real articles published online today feel less impactful than this.
12.
As Barbies have gotten stupider, the jokes about them have gotten better.
13.
Feel free to send this to anyone who's ever pretended to be a food snob, then tell them that no one cares.