Get used to finding hair all over the place. Women will brush there hair just about anywhere.

Your bathroom will become hers. There will never be enough counter space.

Women use a lot of toilet paper. You'll wonder what they do with all that paper. No one knows for sure. Just buy three times as much as you normally do for yourself.

They like to hang their bras on things. Sometimes your own clothes will be underneath bras and underwear.

This is how they mark their territory.

Your single life will now be covered with all the latest makeup and hair products. You'll never have a neat bathroom again.

Women love clothes and shoes so you'll have to move all of your things over to the side and give her plenty of space for hers.

If you go shopping with her be prepared for this once a month.

Women love to do their nails so beware of the spills.

Their love for shoes is evident by the mass collection that will takeover your home.

She'll hang her bras anywhere she likes.

They take long showers. Best bet is to get in before hers so the water is still hot.

You'll need to mark the week on the calendar so you can be very careful around this time.

Remember when she wouldn't eat anything in front of you. Well, now she'll eat everything.

You'll start to notice lots of shampoo and conditioner bottles in her shower and at least 30% of them will be empty.

You'll see her in states most of the world will never see her in.

She'll do lots of revolting things. You can't unsee any of them.

Not all women are good cooks. In fact, some are terrible.

Some women make strange noises. Singing, laughing, farting, blowing their nose. It's very strange.

Scented candles and smelly stuff everywhere. Just get used to it. It's a small price to pay to have your girl there with you.