Dear lord, I won't complain about gas prices anymore because these photos will fuel my nightmares. Of all places to put a tattoo, I'm genuinely asking...why the face? Just why? There are so many other, less aggressive locations. The leg, thigh, knee, chest, shoulders, arms, like LITERALLY anywhere else on the body would be preferable.

And listen, I'm all about self-expression, and showing your personality. I'm not saying people shouldn't have the right to express themselves. But if your face looks like a vandalized locker in high school, maybe make better choices in life.

And it's not just subtle face tattoos. I mean obviously, if you're putting ink in your face it's always gonna be less than subtle. But I digress. We've got everything from TV station logos to Harry Styles, to the Joker's smile, to blue-face, to checkers. Plus so much more. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.