Never has the John sounded so sweet

Or looked so colorful

If you need the S#*! scared out of you…

For those with no shame whatsoever…

A toilet in a one way mirror box (in case you need to look at strangers while you take a dump)

Or maybe you'd prefer this view instead

I've heard of holy water but this?….

This is just wrong on so many levels (Or right, depending on what political party you associate with)

For those who enjoy urinating on marine animals

Or like to be surrounded by them…

I don't even know where to begin with this one..

Multitasking at its best

PLAYSTATION?...I would never leave the John…(don't judge, neither would you)

Really? Who would sit on a block of ice?

Urinating can be so artistic.

Aquariums are known to help people relax..

And this is the stuff nightmares are made off…seriously.

And here we have the golden crapper.

Inception anyone?

For those who eat, breathe, and poop skiing

Fancy toilet for a fancy fanny…

I would use this toilet even if I didn't have to go just to see it do this.

For the most luxurious dump in the world

Possibly the largest toilet in the world

Don't let necessities ruin your swing with this portable urinal….