29 Memes So Dank It's Frankly Confusing

Mizuka Ishiwatari Published 02/15/2022 in Funny

Up next we have a blend of confusingly dank memes freshly-plucked from our secret garden of dankness by the hard-working memetenders at the EBW Lunar Outpost. They were all selected for their nigh-dangerous levels of dankness and transported directly to our Earth office via particle beam without any freezing.

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"I'm writing a short story, officer. About a man who kidnaps my neighbor and holds them for ransom. Tomorrow."
2.
50 Cent is the new Doomsday Clock.
3.
"Okay. That's one."
4.
"Totally. I'd be a rocket surgeon or a brain scientist right now if it weren't for--"
5.
Or maybe you're just nine years old.
6.
It's funny because it's a hyena, not a 'New."
7.
Except he's fully clothed and above ground. Sigh.
8.
That's more like it.
9.
"It'll be cool because you'll be upside down."
10.
11.
How Is Smith.
12.
"Oh sh*t -- a person!"
13.
14.
It is 2003. Just worse.
15.
16.
Well, I am desperate.
17.
Get it? It's because he's--
18.
Just end me and get it over with.
19.
Unfortunately for you, she's probably still right.
20.
21.
It's only a problem if you make it a problem.
22.
Some pun about hanging.
23.
We've all been there.
24.
It's not just audio recordings. Just saying.

1.
"I'm writing a short story, officer. About a man who kidnaps my neighbor and holds them for ransom. Tomorrow."
2.
50 Cent is the new Doomsday Clock.
3.
"Okay. That's one."
4.
"Totally. I'd be a rocket surgeon or a brain scientist right now if it weren't for--"
5.
Or maybe you're just nine years old.
6.
It's funny because it's a hyena, not a 'New."
7.
Except he's fully clothed and above ground. Sigh.
8.
That's more like it.
9.
"It'll be cool because you'll be upside down."
10.
11.
How Is Smith.
12.
"Oh sh*t -- a person!"
13.
14.
It is 2003. Just worse.
15.
16.
Well, I am desperate.
17.
Get it? It's because he's--
18.
Just end me and get it over with.
19.
Unfortunately for you, she's probably still right.
20.
21.
It's only a problem if you make it a problem.
22.
Some pun about hanging.
23.
We've all been there.
24.
It's not just audio recordings. Just saying.