“Woke up to some asshole blaring Aerosmith outside my apartment. Turned out to be Aerosmith.”

“Wife and I woke up to this on the baby monitor.”

“My roommates woke me up at 3:45 a.m. by laughing, I walked out to yell at them, and found this.”

“Woke up to this…”

“I went through a serious surgery one day before my friend’s wedding. This is what I woke up to at the hospital one hour before they said yes to each other.”

“After a blackout night, my mate woke up to a ripper selfie on his phone!”

“Woke up this morning and went to the kitchen to find a baby owl.”

“Woke up from a nap to this…we don’t own a cat”

“I woke up to this on my balcony, seven floors up! I don’t even own a cat! This is it…this is how I die.”

“My aunt and uncle own a backpackers/bar in Africa and woke up today to find this visitor in the pool..”

Imgur/officerinternets “Living alone in Nashville, I used to wake up every morning to this gal (she’s wild) squawking for food at my back slider. One morning I serenaded her with my guitar. The next week she made a nest and laid eggs on my patio… I named her Greta…”

“Got married yesterday. Woke up to this.”

“My friend works at a bird of prey rehabilitation center. This morning she woke up with this cutie on her chest.”

“After a night of fairly heavy drinking, I woke up to find I took a very unnecessary cab ride… Thank you, Uber for rubbing it in my face with the detailed map…”

“Woke up to see these, a fox and his cubs playing in my garden.”

“Passed out at a London bus stop. Woke up to this”

“Woke up to this yesterday morning, never seen one in 6 years living in this state, blew my mind.”

“Gave this guy a piece of bacon on my way home from the bar last night. Followed me ten blocks home. This is how I woke up.”

“So I woke up from my nap and ended up in a Disney movie”

“I woke up to the sound of someone shouting “it’s Christmas it’s Christmas!” I look outside and see this”

“My girlfriend walked outside this morning to see this, a bunch of snails in a circle with the leader in the middle.”

“Went camping last night. My brother decided he was going to sleep ‘under the stars’. He woke up to this.”

“I wake up at 2am to find my roommate passed out in a box of packing peanuts.”

“So I woke up to this out front”

“So my son decided to wake me up wearing his new mask. Almost shit my pants.”