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s700m Published 06/18/2009

A day in the life of Darth Vader... For Fans Who Were Disappointed In Darth's Final On Screen Appearance To be continued... Maybe? (http://www.i-mockery.com)

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HOOORAY IT'S THE BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY! I SURE COULD USE A NEW COAT, LET'S GO INSIDE AND SEE WHAT THEY HAVE!
2.
SAYYYYY... NOW THAT'S A PRETTY COAT! I WONDER HOW I'D LOOK IF I TRIED IT ON WHEN NOBODY WAS LOOKING?
3.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
4.
TOURIST: "EXCUSE ME SIR, CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO ALBUQUERQUE?"
5.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
6.
OOOH LOOK! A PLAYHOUSE! A PLAYHOUSE FOR ME! I CAN GO INTO THE PLAYHOUSE AND PLAY ALL DAY AND WASH MY WORRIES AWAY! I'M GONNA GO INSIDE!
7.
WHAT THE!? I CAN'T FIT MY BIG STUPID HEAD INSIDE!?
8.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
9.
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT! LOOK AT THAT WONDERFUL TRIBUTE THEY'VE MADE TO ME! I BET THE KIDS WILL ALL BE DRESSING UP JUST LIKE ME FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR!
10.
"SAY DARTH! CHECK OUT THIS LAME-ASS DARTH VADER HALLOWEEN COSTUME THEY PUT OUT! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
12.
JUST BECAUSE I'M AN ACTOR DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MOCK ME AT WILL! PREPARE TO DIE, PROTOCLOWN!
13.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
14.
THAT'S RIGHT SUBWAY MAN, PILE THAT MEAT ONTO MY SANDWICH! PILE IT ON AND MAKE IT TASTY GOOD! WAIT! DON'T PUT AMERICAN CHEESE ON IT! PLEASE DON'T!!!
15.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
16.
HELLO PRETTY BIRD! TODAY I WILL TEACH TO YOU SAY A WORD! CAN YOU SAY "PRETTY" PRETTY BIRD? COME ON PRETTY BIRD, SAY "PRETTY," I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!
17.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
18.
OK FISH BOY, SINCE YOU PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY SELL DEFECTIVE BIRDS, HOW ABOUT YOU SELL ME A FISH INSTEAD. I WANT THAT FISH, RIGHT THERE AND NO OTHER! IF YOU GET ANY OTHER FISH I'LL BE VERY UPSET OK? SO PLEASE, GET IT RIGHT. STOP! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG ONE! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG...
19.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

1.
HOOORAY IT'S THE BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY! I SURE COULD USE A NEW COAT, LET'S GO INSIDE AND SEE WHAT THEY HAVE!
2.
SAYYYYY... NOW THAT'S A PRETTY COAT! I WONDER HOW I'D LOOK IF I TRIED IT ON WHEN NOBODY WAS LOOKING?
3.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
4.
TOURIST: "EXCUSE ME SIR, CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO ALBUQUERQUE?"
5.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
6.
OOOH LOOK! A PLAYHOUSE! A PLAYHOUSE FOR ME! I CAN GO INTO THE PLAYHOUSE AND PLAY ALL DAY AND WASH MY WORRIES AWAY! I'M GONNA GO INSIDE!
7.
WHAT THE!? I CAN'T FIT MY BIG STUPID HEAD INSIDE!?
8.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
9.
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT! LOOK AT THAT WONDERFUL TRIBUTE THEY'VE MADE TO ME! I BET THE KIDS WILL ALL BE DRESSING UP JUST LIKE ME FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR!
10.
"SAY DARTH! CHECK OUT THIS LAME-ASS DARTH VADER HALLOWEEN COSTUME THEY PUT OUT! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
11.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
12.
JUST BECAUSE I'M AN ACTOR DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MOCK ME AT WILL! PREPARE TO DIE, PROTOCLOWN!
13.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
14.
THAT'S RIGHT SUBWAY MAN, PILE THAT MEAT ONTO MY SANDWICH! PILE IT ON AND MAKE IT TASTY GOOD! WAIT! DON'T PUT AMERICAN CHEESE ON IT! PLEASE DON'T!!!
15.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
16.
HELLO PRETTY BIRD! TODAY I WILL TEACH TO YOU SAY A WORD! CAN YOU SAY "PRETTY" PRETTY BIRD? COME ON PRETTY BIRD, SAY "PRETTY," I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!
17.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
18.
OK FISH BOY, SINCE YOU PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY SELL DEFECTIVE BIRDS, HOW ABOUT YOU SELL ME A FISH INSTEAD. I WANT THAT FISH, RIGHT THERE AND NO OTHER! IF YOU GET ANY OTHER FISH I'LL BE VERY UPSET OK? SO PLEASE, GET IT RIGHT. STOP! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG ONE! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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1. HOOORAY IT'S THE BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY! I SURE COULD USE A NEW COAT, LET'S GO INSIDE AND SEE WHAT THEY HAVE!

2. SAYYYYY... NOW THAT'S A PRETTY COAT! I WONDER HOW I'D LOOK IF I TRIED IT ON WHEN NOBODY WAS LOOKING?

3. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

4. TOURIST: "EXCUSE ME SIR, CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO ALBUQUERQUE?"

5. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

6. OOOH LOOK! A PLAYHOUSE! A PLAYHOUSE FOR ME! I CAN GO INTO THE PLAYHOUSE AND PLAY ALL DAY AND WASH MY WORRIES AWAY! I'M GONNA GO INSIDE!

7. WHAT THE!? I CAN'T FIT MY BIG STUPID HEAD INSIDE!?

8. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

9. NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT! LOOK AT THAT WONDERFUL TRIBUTE THEY'VE MADE TO ME! I BET THE KIDS WILL ALL BE DRESSING UP JUST LIKE ME FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR!

10. "SAY DARTH! CHECK OUT THIS LAME-ASS DARTH VADER HALLOWEEN COSTUME THEY PUT OUT! BWAHAHAHAHA!"

11. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

12. JUST BECAUSE I'M AN ACTOR DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MOCK ME AT WILL! PREPARE TO DIE, PROTOCLOWN!

13. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

14. THAT'S RIGHT SUBWAY MAN, PILE THAT MEAT ONTO MY SANDWICH! PILE IT ON AND MAKE IT TASTY GOOD! WAIT! DON'T PUT AMERICAN CHEESE ON IT! PLEASE DON'T!!!

15. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

16. HELLO PRETTY BIRD! TODAY I WILL TEACH TO YOU SAY A WORD! CAN YOU SAY "PRETTY" PRETTY BIRD? COME ON PRETTY BIRD, SAY "PRETTY," I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!

17. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

18. OK FISH BOY, SINCE YOU PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY SELL DEFECTIVE BIRDS, HOW ABOUT YOU SELL ME A FISH INSTEAD. I WANT THAT FISH, RIGHT THERE AND NO OTHER! IF YOU GET ANY OTHER FISH I'LL BE VERY UPSET OK? SO PLEASE, GET IT RIGHT. STOP! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG ONE! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG...

19. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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1.
HOOORAY IT'S THE BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY! I SURE COULD USE A NEW COAT, LET'S GO INSIDE AND SEE WHAT THEY HAVE!

2.
SAYYYYY... NOW THAT'S A PRETTY COAT! I WONDER HOW I'D LOOK IF I TRIED IT ON WHEN NOBODY WAS LOOKING?

3.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

4.
TOURIST: "EXCUSE ME SIR, CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO ALBUQUERQUE?"

5.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

6.
OOOH LOOK! A PLAYHOUSE! A PLAYHOUSE FOR ME! I CAN GO INTO THE PLAYHOUSE AND PLAY ALL DAY AND WASH MY WORRIES AWAY! I'M GONNA GO INSIDE!

7.
WHAT THE!? I CAN'T FIT MY BIG STUPID HEAD INSIDE!?

8.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

9.
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT! LOOK AT THAT WONDERFUL TRIBUTE THEY'VE MADE TO ME! I BET THE KIDS WILL ALL BE DRESSING UP JUST LIKE ME FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR!

10.
"SAY DARTH! CHECK OUT THIS LAME-ASS DARTH VADER HALLOWEEN COSTUME THEY PUT OUT! BWAHAHAHAHA!"

11.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

12.
JUST BECAUSE I'M AN ACTOR DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MOCK ME AT WILL! PREPARE TO DIE, PROTOCLOWN!

13.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

14.
THAT'S RIGHT SUBWAY MAN, PILE THAT MEAT ONTO MY SANDWICH! PILE IT ON AND MAKE IT TASTY GOOD! WAIT! DON'T PUT AMERICAN CHEESE ON IT! PLEASE DON'T!!!

15.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

16.
HELLO PRETTY BIRD! TODAY I WILL TEACH TO YOU SAY A WORD! CAN YOU SAY "PRETTY" PRETTY BIRD? COME ON PRETTY BIRD, SAY "PRETTY," I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!

17.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

18.
OK FISH BOY, SINCE YOU PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY SELL DEFECTIVE BIRDS, HOW ABOUT YOU SELL ME A FISH INSTEAD. I WANT THAT FISH, RIGHT THERE AND NO OTHER! IF YOU GET ANY OTHER FISH I'LL BE VERY UPSET OK? SO PLEASE, GET IT RIGHT. STOP! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG ONE! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG...

19.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!