Boat Fail How to Load a Boat onto a Pickup 1. Load up beer, 2-3 ice chests full 2. Relax, have beer. 3. Hook boat trailer up to truck 4. Drink lots of beer 5. Drive real fast 6. Hit light pole (needs to be a solid one) 7. Boat will load it self onto truck. 8. Relax, have another beer