More Wal-Mart Weirdos

rin Published 05/09/2010

some new anomalies from that hilarious site.

1.
He must be a bad motha-fucka...
2.
Guiness called, you've broken the record.
3.
Save it for the swimming pool - behind the big fence.
4.
I almost thought you were Britney...
5.
Like it isn't bad enough these fat bastards have to ride in those things...
6.
Here's a Hot Topic discount card - go get it!
7.
I'd maybe go out like that to get cigs at midnight...
8.
Bring me the DeLorean. I want to go home now.
9.
I guess it's better than the skin underneath...
10.
There's a site for full-body bathing suits. Visit it.
11.
On a better track. Although I still wouldn't go with the hillbilly shorts.
12.
New rule: No rolls, no jello, no jiggle = service.
13.
Anyone who knows me gets that I love haircolor, but even I have to say, ''why?''
14.
Yeah, you're real hardcore.
15.
Anything to take the attention off your gut.
16.
Pedophile-Mart.
17.
Or you could buy them pre-torn...
18.
Jesus fuckin' Christ. And she's gotta be like 55...
19.
Just. No.
20.
They said, ''two all-beef patties...''
21.
I think I saw you guys on ''Super Size Me''
22.
Why are you in the clothing section?
23.
Ooh, juggaloes. Imitation always was the best form of flattery...in this case...
24.
I always thought of assholes when I looked at middle-aged, balding, khaki-wearing suburban men. Now you can't talk back.

1.
He must be a bad motha-fucka...
2.
Guiness called, you've broken the record.
3.
Save it for the swimming pool - behind the big fence.
4.
I almost thought you were Britney...
5.
Like it isn't bad enough these fat bastards have to ride in those things...
6.
Here's a Hot Topic discount card - go get it!
7.
I'd maybe go out like that to get cigs at midnight...
8.
Bring me the DeLorean. I want to go home now.
9.
I guess it's better than the skin underneath...
10.
There's a site for full-body bathing suits. Visit it.
11.
On a better track. Although I still wouldn't go with the hillbilly shorts.
12.
New rule: No rolls, no jello, no jiggle = service.
13.
Anyone who knows me gets that I love haircolor, but even I have to say, ''why?''
14.
Yeah, you're real hardcore.
15.
Anything to take the attention off your gut.
16.
Pedophile-Mart.
17.
Or you could buy them pre-torn...
18.
Jesus fuckin' Christ. And she's gotta be like 55...
19.
Just. No.
20.
They said, ''two all-beef patties...''
21.
I think I saw you guys on ''Super Size Me''
22.
Why are you in the clothing section?
23.
Ooh, juggaloes. Imitation always was the best form of flattery...in this case...
24.
I always thought of assholes when I looked at middle-aged, balding, khaki-wearing suburban men. Now you can't talk back.