Stupid Inventions

Colonel_Ingus Published 08/01/2010

Inventions so retarded that even you could come up with something better... well you could try. Your mom and I believe in you, now get me another beer.

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1.
yay spinning ice cream!
2.
pen0r cages
3.
mmm scabs nom nom nom
4.
yeah, cause screw that guy, let em burn!
5.
who eats pizza with a fork anyway? I use my feet.
6.
For keeping gerald69's spooge from staining chick's shoes.
7.
Push her, you know you want to.
8.
I bought these, they don't work on carpet
9.
if you use this, then you're too lazy to throw one too
10.
note to self: buy asian babies
11.
its for beating people with your camera right?
12.
stuck up rich romen eatin bastards
13.
Do not enter my personal private bubble
14.
Sometimes ya accidently miss the eye with a money shot.. this helps
15.
Do asians have weak necks or something?
16.
For the brown noser
17.
Just don't set anything on it.
18.
OH HAI MY NAME IS FUMBLES
19.
Eat the meat from my tailpipe
20.
FIRE! RUN!
21.
Because when I want a shovel, I might be miles from my barn and need all that other shit too.
22.
Ramen is not that messy, I would know, I'm rich.
23.
Screw it, just hold that to your face and use spray paint.
24.
You look stupid
25.
Are you that thirsty?
26.
If you're nimble enough to work it and hold your foot upside down over the trash, then just bend over.
27.
Who hasn't seen this gem in a catalog?
28.
Don't act like you don't already have one.
29.
I would buy this
30.
For the hand talker who believes a wine glass handicaps his game.
31.
Must use while driving, very fast.
32.
BUY PAPER

1.
yay spinning ice cream!
2.
pen0r cages
3.
mmm scabs nom nom nom
4.
yeah, cause screw that guy, let em burn!
5.
who eats pizza with a fork anyway? I use my feet.
6.
For keeping gerald69's spooge from staining chick's shoes.
7.
Push her, you know you want to.
8.
I bought these, they don't work on carpet
9.
if you use this, then you're too lazy to throw one too
10.
note to self: buy asian babies
11.
its for beating people with your camera right?
12.
stuck up rich romen eatin bastards
13.
Do not enter my personal private bubble
14.
Sometimes ya accidently miss the eye with a money shot.. this helps
15.
Do asians have weak necks or something?
16.
For the brown noser
17.
Just don't set anything on it.
18.
OH HAI MY NAME IS FUMBLES
19.
Eat the meat from my tailpipe
20.
FIRE! RUN!
21.
Because when I want a shovel, I might be miles from my barn and need all that other shit too.
22.
Ramen is not that messy, I would know, I'm rich.
23.
Screw it, just hold that to your face and use spray paint.
24.
You look stupid
25.
Are you that thirsty?
26.
If you're nimble enough to work it and hold your foot upside down over the trash, then just bend over.
27.
Who hasn't seen this gem in a catalog?
28.
Don't act like you don't already have one.
29.
I would buy this
30.
For the hand talker who believes a wine glass handicaps his game.
31.
Must use while driving, very fast.
32.
BUY PAPER