Amazon.com Customer Reviews - Zubaz Pants
FrankieCicero
Published
05/26/2009
Customer Reviews of this 80's classic
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I was searching for clothes that speak to me. These pants not only spoke to me, they entered my soul and transformed me. When I get out of my bitchin 78 camaro wearing these bad boys, there's no question who the boss man is. You can easily go commando in these and feel even more manly. Your junk swings freely and using the restroom is that much easier. Accessories to consider: Flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off. The don't mess with me look. flip flops - The casual I'm too lazy to get fully dressed look. baseball helmet with two beer can holders on the sides. Ball cap worn backwards or to the side. You know I'm coooool. These pants will get the ladies. There are many many places these can be worn to attract the female species: Tractor pull. Walmart. NASCAR events. Your local neighborhood crack houses. The drug rehab rec room, Any place in the state of IOWA. -
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When I saw these pants at first, I had read the title wrong. Thinking that these were Zebra pants I sold all of my worldly posetions and went to Africa, with only these pants in hand. I found a pack of wild Zebras, adorned the pants and began roaming with the Zebras. After about six hours I realized I was still just a mere human. I am now living on the steets, shirtless, with only these pants to my name. -
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After reading the reviews and browsing the user submitted photos, I just had to order some of these sexy pants for my man. After all, ladies need eye-candy to spice up a relationship just as much as the guys do!! I anxiously awaited the arrival of these lusty leggings, and hooo boy! they didn't disappoint! My husband has never looked as good as he does in those pants, tossing his mullet over his shoulder with pride. The sheer manliness will take your breath away! I quickly ordered several more pairs (in more colors). Now he can wear them with his favorite muscle shirt to the monster truck rally without worrying that he would spill his nachos on them(as he often does)!!! Ladies, do yourself a favor, and order a pair of these pants for your man!! I promise, things will never be the same. Just be prepared to keep an eye on him when you go to the pool hall, you'll have to let all the other women know that he's taken!!! -
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What else can I say. Now I feel just like a real 80's bodybuilder. These things are a steal for only 36 dollars! Pick up 5 or 6 pair. great when working in the garden or picking up prostitutes. They make you crave steroids. How could you not want these pants. -
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I cannot believe there are pants out there that finally go with my super awesome wolf shirt! I couldn't believe my eyes when I came across these online, and then when they came to my doorstep I couldn't contain myself and just got dressed outside. Both men and woman can't resist me now, Look out Brad Pitt. ***Extra Note*** Upon donning these pants that are an obvious gift from heaven, it cured my Tuberculosis on sheer contact of my skin. just an FYI. -
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When I wake up at 5pm everyday before going to the box factory I make sure I am not actually naked because my Zubaz are so comfortable. Then I make sure I grab my Roadhouse VHS to get on with the business. -
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Man I am so glad I found these. Its so rare to find a pair of comfortable pants that are also so dang stylish. Normally I have to settle for boring sweats if I want this much room for my package, now I got some slick stylin zubaz pants to strut around in. The ladies will love them, you can wear them to work and then keep them on when you get home for pajamas. Best pants ever, its either zubaz or I go naked. -
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So I was looking for a pair of pants that I could rock out in when I hit the weight room and boy did I find a great pair. When I'm benching 3-4 bills there is no feeling like the cool breeze flowing through my Zubaz pants. It's like I'm flying on a glorious, purple colored (no doubt the best of all the options), Zebra themed spaceship heading straight for the sun. Not only was I 34% stronger upon putting on the pants but I also became marginally more attractive to the opposite sex. Stop reading and buy a pair already. -
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As I am older, I am often looking for comfortable pants. I no longer care to look stylish, just care what fits. Personally I feel I've paid enough taxes and killed enough yellows that wearing pants should be optional, unfortunately law enforcement vehemently disagrees...I remember owning a few pairs of these pants a decade or so ago. I was very happy to see they had come back on the market. I bought two pairs just to be on the safe side(never really know when a night of bad dreams might ruin a pair). My grandson picked me up to take me to an abortion rally last week, and despite his protests, I wore these pants. I must say these are some of the worst pants I have ever owned, they are not comfortable, and despite what some reviewers might say- should be worn with underwear at all times. The cloth make up creates more itching and scratching than I care for. I only give these pants a two due to the roominess that allowed for tent pitching purposes on the bus ride home.
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