Whether the fact that you’re having to take medication is in any way related to you having purchased this bizarre device in the first place remains wholly open to question.

You’ll never blame her again for losing the keys with this pair of Human Key Holders (His and Hers - $16.99 each) mounted to the wall. Simply attach your keys to the key provided, and insert the key into the male or female forms.

These are very convenient, because they are small enough to put on your key chain and are very inexpensive. They won't be as accurate as some of the more expensive models, but they are still better than nothing. This particular one even has a built-in flashlight and stopwatch - why, you ask; I have no clue, but it's still cool anyway. You can find some at Amazon for about $10

Key Pete (Keepit - get it!?) is a magnetic key holder making him a reliable guardian of your keys (or anything else metal that you wish to keep safe!). He has super strong magnets in his hands, so he will grab hold of any magnetic surface with one hand, and with the other is capable of holding a gravity defying amount of keys - up to around 30!

When it comes to selecting a keychain there's a very fine line between clever and stupid.

This wooden handlebar mustache key holder will be a nice touch to anyone’s home décor, whether you’re immersed in the mustache lifestyle, missing the 70’s, or simply a fan of barbershop quartets. The product measures 18″ x 4″, and has four hooks

The Pregnant Woman Keychain is a clear plastic woman's torso with a not-yet-born baby floating in the womb. As the photo shows, you can remove (or "deliver") the baby by popping out the ball that the baby floats in.

Perhaps someday we'll all have USB thumbdrives on our keychains so we can take advantage of this USB keyholder prototype. Until then, we'll have to settle for keyholders with a slot for inserting keys instead of USB drives.