Signs you need to go on a diet

Frankielike Published 11/01/2009

if even one of these rules apply to you start your diet NOW!!!

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Your legs have tan lines from your stomach blocking the sun
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Inanimate objects know what you’re thinking
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Your neck is wider than your head
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6 girls should, but only 5 girls fit in the picture
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Your boobs impair your vision on the road
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You look like the Michelin Man
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No one can tell if you’re a man or a woman
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Your penis is sandwiched between your nuts and stomach
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You need help putting on your pants
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You weigh more than your motorcycle
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Even your unitard has stretch marks
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Your stomach hangs out from under your dress
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You are the Blueberry from Willy Wonka
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You just busted my wall down…you bastard
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It looks like you’re wearing an inflatable sumo Halloween costume but you’re not
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You turned a shirt into a sports-bra
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You don’t pop your collar, your collar pops you…â€¦(what does that even mean?)
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Wat?
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you need help getting up
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ou can’t say ‘diet’, but you need to go on one
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You make Princess Leia look li…Wait a secâ€¦
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Oh, there we goâ€¦
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For the first time ever, the ‘Official XXL’ on your shirt is smaller than your shirt’s actual size
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Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever
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You are judged even though you’re the judge
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Your arm and back together looks like an ass
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Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough
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You weight more than a Kawasaki Ninja
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Om nom nom nom nom
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1.
Your legs have tan lines from your stomach blocking the sun
2.
Inanimate objects know what you’re thinking
3.
Your neck is wider than your head
4.
6 girls should, but only 5 girls fit in the picture
5.
Your boobs impair your vision on the road
6.
You look like the Michelin Man
7.
No one can tell if you’re a man or a woman
8.
Your penis is sandwiched between your nuts and stomach
9.
You need help putting on your pants
10.
You weigh more than your motorcycle
11.
Even your unitard has stretch marks
12.
Your stomach hangs out from under your dress
13.
You are the Blueberry from Willy Wonka
14.
You just busted my wall down…you bastard
15.
It looks like you’re wearing an inflatable sumo Halloween costume but you’re not
16.
You turned a shirt into a sports-bra
17.
You don’t pop your collar, your collar pops you…â€¦(what does that even mean?)
18.
Wat?
19.
you need help getting up
20.
ou can’t say ‘diet’, but you need to go on one
21.
You make Princess Leia look li…Wait a secâ€¦
22.
Oh, there we goâ€¦
23.
For the first time ever, the ‘Official XXL’ on your shirt is smaller than your shirt’s actual size
24.
Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever
25.
You are judged even though you’re the judge
26.
Your arm and back together looks like an ass
27.
Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough
28.
You weight more than a Kawasaki Ninja
29.
Om nom nom nom nom
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