Karen, seeing as you're pregnant, let's put you at the top of the family photo where the air is thinner. Karen? Karen?!?!

That's it, Steve. A little further back, a little further. Now crouch down. Perfect!

This is how she got pregnant in the first place.

I can't decide whether I like the garbage bag dress, the swamp or his black socks in the water better.

It's going to be a GoodYear Betty.

Nothing symbolizes maternity better than a watermelon and a gun

I have no words for this, but luckily they do!

This reminds me of a picnic. A good idea in theory but an uncomfortable mess in practice.

I'm just too tired to argue plus the kids won't be able to take off because hockey equipment will slow them down and I'll hold their heads. I'm sure it will look fine.

A fertile man that provides for his family. What more could you want?

If I'm holding the baby then why do I still feel fat?

Um, yeah. No. I'm just going to go with a solid no on this one.

I'm so confused, i'm not sure what to say....

I can easily distract him and steal his gun....

Ahhhh, the Classic awkward pregnancy photo. Still love the hand on the ass. Classy!!!

looks like it should have a "becka, becka, bow wow" soundtrack playing in the background

Okay, part of me doesn't have a problem with this photo but the toe shoes are the real kicker. Ha kicker!

You can't have enough pregnancy and gun pictures.