How to Give a Cat a Pill
Glorp99
Published
05/05/2011
Steps of how to give a tag a damn pill Funny
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1. Pick up cat pop pill into mouth. -
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Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. -
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repeat process. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. -
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get new pill. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth -
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Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe -
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Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, -
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Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head repeat Procces -
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Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. -
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Call fire department to retrieve the cat from the top of the house, repeat procces -
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tie the little *%^'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind to table leg, -
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Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Wash down with beer -
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Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Buy shock stick on way home. -
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Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from hell!! -
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Go to local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters
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