Nonsensical Life Lessons Drawn From Inconsequential Parallelisms
PhillyAnt
Published
10/17/2013
Read and learn, Daniel Son. Mr Miyagi has some wisdom he wants to give you!
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The waves of change are on the horizon. -
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Children are shady. Do not trust them. -
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Be grateful. You have more food than most of the world. -
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The only thing better than nature is cookies. -
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Slow down on the snacks. -
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Whether half-full or half-empty, the glass contains everything. -
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The real world is more mystical than any creature. -
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Everything man-made is inspired by the grace of nature. -
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Love floats delicately in the breeze -
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The cute ones are the ones to watch out for. -
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Put your penis above everything and there will be a storm. -
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Nature has seen more than we ever will. -
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Except dogs. They evolved from dragons. -
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That's why dogs know who really owns who. -
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Animals are cuter when they arent killed. -
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If dinosaurs existed, we would be lunch. -
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Clearly, the key to understanding nature will never be found. -
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A cup of coffee is all you need to conquer the world. -
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If we always look at what is behind us, we will miss what is in front. -
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If you sell out, its forever. -
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