Mother's Day Tribute
stevejones
Published
05/09/2014
In honor of your vile mother.
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I asked your mother "What is for lunch today?" She opened her legs and replied "Crabs!" with a come hither smile. -
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This mother is so sour, she shoved in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle. -
3.
How do you hit 50 flies at once? Smack this mother in the face with a frying pan. -
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Women tend to only be good for providing sandwiches. Unfortunately, this mother will never let a sandwich escape her gravity. -
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How long did it take this mother to take a shit? Nine months. -
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Going down on this mother is like eating a pork pie. You have to eat through the crust and lick through the jelly before you get to the meat. -
7.
This mother is so ugly that the condom factory issued a public apology. -
8.
This mother's breath is so bad that even she gags on it. -
9.
This mother ... fuck me, that's a woman?? -
10.
A horse is a horse, of course of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, that is of course, unless the horse, Is the famous Mother Edna! -
11.
I told this mother to have dinner on the table by the time I got home. Then I hid the table. -
12.
I have no idea how this mother became a mother. Even Moses couldn't split those legs apart. -
13.
They say that time heals all wounds. Unfortunately, they are unaware that this mother has aids and will die painfully and slowly. -
14.
This mother has a terrible secret. An eight inch long secret. -
15.
This mother has diabetes. You should cheer her up by sending her chocolate and cupcakes. -
16.
This mother is constantly on the look out for He-man. That ass keeps ruining her plans. -
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Sadly for her son, the mother is not the one in the foreground of this image. -
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This mother is dead. And not a woman. -
19.
This mother plans on getting laid at comic-con. And she will. Because you are that fucking desperate.
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