10 Cheap Alternatives to Fancy Gift Buying for Broke People

Marty Mcfly Published 12/17/2014

It doesnt matter if its the holidays, or any other time of the year you need to buy a gift, because youre still broke as fuck. Here are some gifts you can buy those you care about most, even if you're a poor little a-hole.

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A Neighbors PlantPlants are everywhere, and your neighbor wont miss one little crummy plant. Make sure you take a little extra dirt too. You dont want that thing to die before you gift it. Put the roots in a sandwich bag and youre good to go.
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Take a Book From A Book DonationPeople are giving away free books, and that means they're giving away gifts with, like, a 15 value. People like to learn and read and knowledge is priceless in that it was without price, because it was free.
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Make CookiesPeople like cookies, so make some. Any idiot can make cookies and they are cheap. Wrap em up in a brown lunch bag or whatever, people will smile ... maybe.
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Gas Station Mart GiftGas stations often have pretty good stuff on the cheap, and whatever you dont spend on gas you can throw toward some gum or scented car trees or whatever. Its the thought that counts.
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Lawn OrnamentsThis gift will be hipsterific! Just take someones lawn ornament under the cover of night and you'll have such a conversation piece to give! Santa works at night and so do you. You wouldnt have to resort to stealing if you had elves, but what can you do? Youre poor!
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Give Drawing a ShotDraw someone a picture. Just like the poem, all you have to do is try. Even if its terrible, your drawing will still be funny. Take this Michael Jackson original, for example.
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Weird Shit From Your HouseDo you have any random things cluttering up your place that you dont want anymore? Give 'em away and embrace the season! Its also a good way to clean house.
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Write a PoemIn the middle ages, people gave poems all the time, so this is beyond retro. You took the time to write words on paper and people appreciate that. DO NOT ATTEMPT IF: youre a complete dummy who doesnt know many words
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Re-giftSometimes people dont know what you like, and you end up with a present youd never buy yourself in a million years. Thats why you wrap it back up and give it to someone else, and the cycle continues. Boom.
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Make Some SoapAll you need is oil, fat, and lye, and you have two of those already on you, pig! All that stuff is cheap either way, and hand-made soap is artisan as fck!

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A Neighbors PlantPlants are everywhere, and your neighbor wont miss one little crummy plant. Make sure you take a little extra dirt too. You dont want that thing to die before you gift it. Put the roots in a sandwich bag and youre good to go.
2.
Take a Book From A Book DonationPeople are giving away free books, and that means they're giving away gifts with, like, a 15 value. People like to learn and read and knowledge is priceless in that it was without price, because it was free.
3.
Make CookiesPeople like cookies, so make some. Any idiot can make cookies and they are cheap. Wrap em up in a brown lunch bag or whatever, people will smile ... maybe.
4.
Gas Station Mart GiftGas stations often have pretty good stuff on the cheap, and whatever you dont spend on gas you can throw toward some gum or scented car trees or whatever. Its the thought that counts.
5.
Lawn OrnamentsThis gift will be hipsterific! Just take someones lawn ornament under the cover of night and you'll have such a conversation piece to give! Santa works at night and so do you. You wouldnt have to resort to stealing if you had elves, but what can you do? Youre poor!
6.
Give Drawing a ShotDraw someone a picture. Just like the poem, all you have to do is try. Even if its terrible, your drawing will still be funny. Take this Michael Jackson original, for example.
7.
Weird Shit From Your HouseDo you have any random things cluttering up your place that you dont want anymore? Give 'em away and embrace the season! Its also a good way to clean house.
8.
Write a PoemIn the middle ages, people gave poems all the time, so this is beyond retro. You took the time to write words on paper and people appreciate that. DO NOT ATTEMPT IF: youre a complete dummy who doesnt know many words
9.
Re-giftSometimes people dont know what you like, and you end up with a present youd never buy yourself in a million years. Thats why you wrap it back up and give it to someone else, and the cycle continues. Boom.
10.
Make Some SoapAll you need is oil, fat, and lye, and you have two of those already on you, pig! All that stuff is cheap either way, and hand-made soap is artisan as fck!

A Neighbors PlantPlants are everywhere, and your neighbor wont miss one little crummy plant. Make sure you take a little extra dirt too. You dont want that thing to die before you gift it. Put the roots in a sandwich bag and youre good to go.

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A Neighbors PlantPlants are everywhere, and your neighbor wont miss one little crummy plant. Make sure you take a little extra dirt too. You dont want that thing to die before you gift it. Put the roots in a sandwich bag and youre good to go.

2.
Take a Book From A Book DonationPeople are giving away free books, and that means they're giving away gifts with, like, a 15 value. People like to learn and read and knowledge is priceless in that it was without price, because it was free.

3.
Make CookiesPeople like cookies, so make some. Any idiot can make cookies and they are cheap. Wrap em up in a brown lunch bag or whatever, people will smile ... maybe.

4.
Gas Station Mart GiftGas stations often have pretty good stuff on the cheap, and whatever you dont spend on gas you can throw toward some gum or scented car trees or whatever. Its the thought that counts.

5.
Lawn OrnamentsThis gift will be hipsterific! Just take someones lawn ornament under the cover of night and you'll have such a conversation piece to give! Santa works at night and so do you. You wouldnt have to resort to stealing if you had elves, but what can you do? Youre poor!

6.
Give Drawing a ShotDraw someone a picture. Just like the poem, all you have to do is try. Even if its terrible, your drawing will still be funny. Take this Michael Jackson original, for example.

7.
Weird Shit From Your HouseDo you have any random things cluttering up your place that you dont want anymore? Give 'em away and embrace the season! Its also a good way to clean house.

8.
Write a PoemIn the middle ages, people gave poems all the time, so this is beyond retro. You took the time to write words on paper and people appreciate that. DO NOT ATTEMPT IF: youre a complete dummy who doesnt know many words

9.
Re-giftSometimes people dont know what you like, and you end up with a present youd never buy yourself in a million years. Thats why you wrap it back up and give it to someone else, and the cycle continues. Boom.

10.
Make Some SoapAll you need is oil, fat, and lye, and you have two of those already on you, pig! All that stuff is cheap either way, and hand-made soap is artisan as fck!

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1. A Neighbors PlantPlants are everywhere, and your neighbor wont miss one little crummy plant. Make sure you take a little extra dirt too. You dont want that thing to die before you gift it. Put the roots in a sandwich bag and youre good to go.

2. Take a Book From A Book DonationPeople are giving away free books, and that means they're giving away gifts with, like, a 15 value. People like to learn and read and knowledge is priceless in that it was without price, because it was free.

3. Make CookiesPeople like cookies, so make some. Any idiot can make cookies and they are cheap. Wrap em up in a brown lunch bag or whatever, people will smile ... maybe.

4. Gas Station Mart GiftGas stations often have pretty good stuff on the cheap, and whatever you dont spend on gas you can throw toward some gum or scented car trees or whatever. Its the thought that counts.

5. Lawn OrnamentsThis gift will be hipsterific! Just take someones lawn ornament under the cover of night and you'll have such a conversation piece to give! Santa works at night and so do you. You wouldnt have to resort to stealing if you had elves, but what can you do? Youre poor!

6. Give Drawing a ShotDraw someone a picture. Just like the poem, all you have to do is try. Even if its terrible, your drawing will still be funny. Take this Michael Jackson original, for example.

7. Weird Shit From Your HouseDo you have any random things cluttering up your place that you dont want anymore? Give 'em away and embrace the season! Its also a good way to clean house.

8. Write a PoemIn the middle ages, people gave poems all the time, so this is beyond retro. You took the time to write words on paper and people appreciate that. DO NOT ATTEMPT IF: youre a complete dummy who doesnt know many words

9. Re-giftSometimes people dont know what you like, and you end up with a present youd never buy yourself in a million years. Thats why you wrap it back up and give it to someone else, and the cycle continues. Boom.

10. Make Some SoapAll you need is oil, fat, and lye, and you have two of those already on you, pig! All that stuff is cheap either way, and hand-made soap is artisan as fck!

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A Neighbors PlantPlants are everywhere, and your neighbor wont miss one little crummy plant. Make sure you take a little extra dirt too. You dont want that thing to die before you gift it. Put the roots in a sandwich bag and youre good to go.

2.
Take a Book From A Book DonationPeople are giving away free books, and that means they're giving away gifts with, like, a 15 value. People like to learn and read and knowledge is priceless in that it was without price, because it was free.

3.
Make CookiesPeople like cookies, so make some. Any idiot can make cookies and they are cheap. Wrap em up in a brown lunch bag or whatever, people will smile ... maybe.

4.
Gas Station Mart GiftGas stations often have pretty good stuff on the cheap, and whatever you dont spend on gas you can throw toward some gum or scented car trees or whatever. Its the thought that counts.

5.
Lawn OrnamentsThis gift will be hipsterific! Just take someones lawn ornament under the cover of night and you'll have such a conversation piece to give! Santa works at night and so do you. You wouldnt have to resort to stealing if you had elves, but what can you do? Youre poor!

6.
Give Drawing a ShotDraw someone a picture. Just like the poem, all you have to do is try. Even if its terrible, your drawing will still be funny. Take this Michael Jackson original, for example.

7.
Weird Shit From Your HouseDo you have any random things cluttering up your place that you dont want anymore? Give 'em away and embrace the season! Its also a good way to clean house.

8.
Write a PoemIn the middle ages, people gave poems all the time, so this is beyond retro. You took the time to write words on paper and people appreciate that. DO NOT ATTEMPT IF: youre a complete dummy who doesnt know many words

9.
Re-giftSometimes people dont know what you like, and you end up with a present youd never buy yourself in a million years. Thats why you wrap it back up and give it to someone else, and the cycle continues. Boom.

10.
Make Some SoapAll you need is oil, fat, and lye, and you have two of those already on you, pig! All that stuff is cheap either way, and hand-made soap is artisan as fck!