12 Things Everyone Does Immediately When They're Home Alone
Marty Mcfly
Published
12/19/2014
No one wants to be by themselves all the time, but there's just something magical that happens when everyone leaves and you have the house to yourself. You transform into someone else. The rules go out the window because you're the only one in charge now.
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Your pants come off immediately. It doesn't matter what the temperature is because you will be 100 pants-free. -
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If you have to go outside for some reason, you're not putting on your good jeans. It'll either be sweat pants or some other super comfy yet somewhat humiliating pair of pants that you've had for a decade. -
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Any transition from one room to the next is done by dancing. You'll moonwalk, pop and lock, and shimmy anywhere in the house you need to go. -
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Eventually you're going to have to take a shower. The door will be open, you'll be singing at full volume, and it'll last at least 45 minutes because nobody else will be waiting on you to get done. -
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Every meal will be eaten out of its container and more than likely won't be consumed using any utensils. Basically you turn into a raccoon digging through trash. -
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When you're busy or with friends, your phone constantly blows up. If you get bored while you're home by yourself, your inbox becomes a desolate wasteland with no signs of human life or interaction. -
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You start having in-depth conversations with your pet. Every time he walks into the room you'll say something like, "Well look who it is!" -
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Every time you break a little house rule like washing your dish or not drinking out of the milk carton, you sing a little song about how you're the master of the house. It's ridiculous, but in the moment, it's fantastic. -
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Eventually you'll get really bored and start looking up useless instructional videos on YouTube, like how to win that peg game at Cracker Barrel. -
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Even if you have things that need to get done you'll convince yourself that an hour of playing video games won't be a problem. Four hours later you'll realize you wasted most of the day on Minecraft. -
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If you have a roommate, you're going to start snooping through their stuff. You aren't going to take anything or mess with it, but you just want to check things out. -
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As much as you enjoy your alone time, you'll end up texting your family or roommate something like, "Heyyyyyy! What are you up to? When are you coming back?" Just admit it, you miss them, don't you?
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