16 Pieces Of Cat Logic That Are So Purrfect

Marty Mcfly Published 01/13/2015

These pieces of cat logic are so spot on.

1.
"Late for work? Here's my ass."
2.
"Got work to do? Want to relax and play video games? Nope. I'm going to sit right here. RIGHT HERE."
3.
Oh, your favorite show is on?! I AM YOUR FAVORITE, WATCH ME.
4.
"Busy gardening? I'll help supervise your work to see that you're doing it correctly because I don't trust you."
5.
"You're hungry? I'm holding your pot hostage until you feed me."
6.
"I have separation anxiety. Take me with you. Pls."
7.
"Checkmate, jerkface."
8.
"I'm filed under cute. K?"
9.
"You're hungry? Now you know how I feel ALL the time."
10.
"Your hand is warm. My tummy is cold. I don't care if you need to move your hand. Too bad."
11.
"I need a warm place to sit. My butt is cold, your face will have to do."
12.
"I knew this was a bad idea when I had to force myself into this position...but I did it anyway because curiosity."
13.
"Even if I don't fits, I sits."
14.
"This warm 1000 thing is meant to warm up my butt right? Thanks!"
15.
"The smell reminds me of the dumpsters I used to sleep in. It's comforting, okay?"
16.
"Want some alone time? YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE ADOPTING ME."

1.
"Late for work? Here's my ass."
2.
"Got work to do? Want to relax and play video games? Nope. I'm going to sit right here. RIGHT HERE."
3.
Oh, your favorite show is on?! I AM YOUR FAVORITE, WATCH ME.
4.
"Busy gardening? I'll help supervise your work to see that you're doing it correctly because I don't trust you."
5.
"You're hungry? I'm holding your pot hostage until you feed me."
6.
"I have separation anxiety. Take me with you. Pls."
7.
"Checkmate, jerkface."
8.
"I'm filed under cute. K?"
9.
"You're hungry? Now you know how I feel ALL the time."
10.
"Your hand is warm. My tummy is cold. I don't care if you need to move your hand. Too bad."
11.
"I need a warm place to sit. My butt is cold, your face will have to do."
12.
"I knew this was a bad idea when I had to force myself into this position...but I did it anyway because curiosity."
13.
"Even if I don't fits, I sits."
14.
"This warm 1000 thing is meant to warm up my butt right? Thanks!"
15.
"The smell reminds me of the dumpsters I used to sleep in. It's comforting, okay?"
16.
"Want some alone time? YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE ADOPTING ME."