You Bought What?
rin
Published
02/07/2015
30 contrived and pointless items people actually spend money on.
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Gun remote "shoots" your light off and causes shade to tilt back when you do. Cuz the Clapper isn't convenient enough. -
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A hairy chest tie will ensure you get that new job, alrighty. -
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Controlled by the driver, this electronic face can make the guy you cut off extra mad and ensure you get beaten when you pull over for gas. -
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Don't bother with shoes when you can use pressure point foot stickers. -
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Metal-detection sandals. For when a hollow pole is just too heavy. -
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From now on, no one gets to report a sasquatch in the woods. -
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Don't be surprised if it happens. -
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Flatulence deoderizer underwear. If a man is going to wear a fart pad, it should at least be inside and serve a second purpose. -
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Turn your toothbrush into a drinking fountain, and enjoy some refreshing food particles with your water. -
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The man's stroller. In case being a father is too effeminate a job. -
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The ice cream lock. For the off chance your roomie is too dumb to cut out the bottom of a paper pint. -
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Ok, these swimming goldfish garbage bags are pretty cute. Unfortunately normal people don't display their trash. -
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The burglar protection end table. Stumble around in the dark looking like an idiot, and get killed while doing it. -
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