Some of these actually worked! I can't believe it but that's all on humanity, I already have my opinion on some of these cretins. Tinder has truly brought out some of the best in people's creativity when it comes to impressing someone with an original well thought out pick up line. More often than not its closer to "Smash or pass". But even now, with humanity glued to their phones, some people are still suave enough to take someone home from a bar. These bartenders reminiscing about the best pickup lines they heard will have you on the floor.

Unfortunately, not everyone is so adept at the subtle arts of online f***ing. Luckily if you are just joining you can learn from these gormless guys and their Tinder mistakes that will have you wishing you could mute them in that moment.