The Brazilian Sniper Bug has over 2,000 Confirmed Kills and is better than you at Karaoke.

Gender confused K9's Now make up 11% of New Jersey's population.

Here we see the Hammer Nosed Beagle. Bred for truffle search and rescue his senses are keen and his patience thin.

The African Double Stacked Gull was named by the Creator of the KFC Double Down sandwich. Both the Gull and the Sandwitch share the same Tangy Sauce which is secreted from the Anus during Mating season.

Motorized Crickets are now used in farms all around the UK. Fuel efficient mechanical models have now replaced the older organic ones in an effort to remain EPA compliant.

The Legless Trouser Snake is now among the top delicacies in Northern Fast Food Chains replacing the once Popular "Boo-tay Lizard".

The practice known as "Kitten Cooling" it is an essential part of proper kitten care.

The Long Nosed Peeping Jay Stork performing its signature "Reach Around".

The Short Haired Lama awareness campaigns have reduced Lama Inbreeding in Southern states by 28%. Although the effects of Inbreeding can still be seen to this very day.

A lesser know fact, American CockRoaches are often mistaken for pests but actually they are Fine cuisine Chefs.

Here we see the Short Legged Delivery Cricket. Big Corporations have outsourced to the Larger insect Community in an effort to reduce costs.

The Sudanese Lilly Tigers diet consists mostly of Christmas ornaments and Tic- Tac's resulting in sweet breath and colorful bowel movements.

The Sun Light Sensitive Guinea pigs rely solely on Eyewear donated by Kim Kardashian.

Since the fall of the economy, Frog Unemployment is up almost 200%. This has resulted in a sharp Rise of Hip Hop related Crimes.