This weekend, a naked man found himself stuck on top of a 100-foot tall drawbridge in Fort Lauderdale. The police and city officials rushed to the scene with ladders and a pair of shorts.

It turned out that the man received severe burns from the hot metal parts of the bridge, most notably in the buttocks region.

His rescuer, David Bassion commented "He didn’t have much to say, he just wanted to get down." Apparently he didn't get there on purpose - while running naked, the draw bridge started to move and he made a bad decision to stay on it.

This doesn't beat what this lady did a few months ago, though. In Orlando, a naked 36-year-old woman who was arrested after she allegedly jumped on top of a moving car in traffic and proceeded to masturbate on the hood.