The Remote Wrangler, because if you lose your remote enough that this seems like a good idea, you probably deserve to look this ridiculous

This may be efficient, but I just can't get over that premium gas taste

No one will be able to see your screen, but you also won't be able to see all your friends, because they clearly will be done with you

Because you'd hate to look silly when you're eating noodles

For when your pet becomes too attached and you need your space

Of course, there are some people who are way too attached to their pets that they need to take them everywhere

Perfect for when you're camping and the zombie apocalypse breaks out and you need to make a quick getaway

I always wondered what doctors saw when they looked into my ear. Now you can know for yourself! (spoiler alert, it's earwax)

All your gardening tools in one, easy-to-use... oh wait

Sometimes making the easiest sandwich in the world could be a little bit easier

Finally, a pair of headphones with "built-in hearing technology"

For when you've tried every other diet out there

Bringing the pet rock into the 21st century

For the cat who watches too much Game of Thones

This could easily end badly

For the man who has everything