15 Struggles Rednecks Face

Nathan Johnson Published 06/19/2015

It’s not easy being a redneck. It’s a level of stupid requiring constant upkeep and maintenance.

1.
Aspiring To Have The Cheapest And Least Expensive Version Of Nice Things
2.
Constant And Public Rejection Of Education
3.
Finding New And More Nonsensical Catchphrases To Regurgitate
4.
Obsessing Over Defending Something Nobody Wants From A Threat That Doesn't Exist
5.
Finding New Junk Foods To Replace The Actual Food They Reject Without Trying
6.
Inventing New And More Absurd Ways To Light Disposable Income On Fire
7.
Having To Repackage Racism So It Doesn't Appear As Racist As It Is
8.
Championing The Cause Of Offensive Humor -- Unless It's About Them
9.
Having To Ignore The Link Between Poor Health And Their Eating Habits
10.
The Unjustifiable Hatred Of College Graduates
11.
Maintaining The Inferiority Complex At All Costs
12.
Solving Problems With Convoluted-But-Free Methods
13.
Insisting You're Not Stupid After Showing The World How Stupid You Are
14.
Never Being Able To Turn It Off
15.
There's Nowhere To Go From There

1.
Aspiring To Have The Cheapest And Least Expensive Version Of Nice Things
2.
Constant And Public Rejection Of Education
3.
Finding New And More Nonsensical Catchphrases To Regurgitate
4.
Obsessing Over Defending Something Nobody Wants From A Threat That Doesn't Exist
5.
Finding New Junk Foods To Replace The Actual Food They Reject Without Trying
6.
Inventing New And More Absurd Ways To Light Disposable Income On Fire
7.
Having To Repackage Racism So It Doesn't Appear As Racist As It Is
8.
Championing The Cause Of Offensive Humor -- Unless It's About Them
9.
Having To Ignore The Link Between Poor Health And Their Eating Habits
10.
The Unjustifiable Hatred Of College Graduates
11.
Maintaining The Inferiority Complex At All Costs
12.
Solving Problems With Convoluted-But-Free Methods
13.
Insisting You're Not Stupid After Showing The World How Stupid You Are
14.
Never Being Able To Turn It Off
15.
There's Nowhere To Go From There