20 Of The Awesomenest Jobs You Wish You Had
Kenneth Coo
Published
07/29/2015
If you had a job like one of these you would win at life.
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Brothel Tester – Salary varies by location Several brothels around the world have actually sent out ads for “testing” jobs where a few individuals would get paid to test out the experience within the brothel. Sounds like one hell of a test drive. -
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Video Game tester – $49K per year Get paid to play games! For anyone who loves a good video game, this can be a rewarding profession if you put your time in. -
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Disney Imagineer – $70K per year Imagineers are essentially engineers who design and develop things for Disney. Whether it be designing new theme parks or imagining up new resorts, these engineers have a pretty awesome job. -
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Fortune Cookie Writer – $53k per year Think you’re good at making people feel good through your words? Well, try your had at writing fortune cookie fortunes. There’s more money than you’d expect out of this industry. -
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Pornography Historian – $60K per year Love porn and want to make some money? Become a pornography historian so that you can spend time documenting and studying the art of adult entertainment. -
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Gumologist – $75k per year Chewing gum for a living sounds like a pretty good time as long as you have strong jaws. This profession requires people to chew gum, describe the taste, and analyze it on a scientific scale. If you work your way up, you can make a pretty penny. -
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Chocolatier – $25K per year Chocolate is amazing, plain and simple. So, why not make it? If you’re experienced enough and land a position with the right company, you can make way more than 25K per year. -
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Private Island Caretaker – $40k per year Want a private island but just don’t have the means to buy one? Why not just take care of one for someone who does have the money. -
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Professinal Snuggler- $40 per hour Snuggling is an amazing way to make you feel good inside, so why not do it for some money. Many professional snuggling services exist where you can get paid to snuggle with patrons looking for a good ol’ fashioned cuddle fest. -
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Waterslide Tester – $30k per year Yep, you heard correct. You can get paid to test out water slides. Who wouldn’t want this job? -
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Jack Daniels Taster – $37k per year While this may seem like a job that anyone can do, to land this job you’ll have to prove your tasting worth against thousands of other applicants. If you’re one of the lucky ones, you’ll get paid to taste new batches of Jack Daniels. Sign me up. -
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Weed Journalist – $44k per year If you smoke the ganja and love to write, then this may be the career for you. Smoke up and write about all things weed, all while collecting a paycheck. -
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Netflix tagger – $200 per week If you’re already a binge watcher, then this could be the best thing for you. Basically your job is to watch a shit ton of Netflix and categorize each show/movie to help them update their extensive algorithm. -
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Professional Sleeper – $18K per year Some mattress companies will actually pay you to sleep in their beds for testing purposes. While it may not be a job that you can survive off of, it’s definitely an amazing opportunity. -
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Google street team – $30K per year Whether it be in a car, on a bike, or on your feet, joining the Google Street team can be a great way to experience the world. -
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Ben and Jerry’s Flavor Guru – $56k per year Think you know flavor? Well those who prove that they do can apply their expertise to developing and tasting a plethora of amazing ice cream flavors. A gym membership is recommended for anyone who holds this job. -
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Condom tester – Free Condoms While you can’t make a living testing out condoms, you can save yourself some money. Every once in a while the opportunity comes around for people to test out condoms and receive a bunch of free ones in return. -
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Rental boyfriend – $40 per hour Afraid of commitment but still like the company of a woman? Well, in Japan, you can actually get paid to go on dates with people. You get free food, free fun, and some cash on top, making this sound like one of the best jobs around. -
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Medical Marijuana Tester – Salary based on Experience Before you get too excited, this isn’t an easy job to obtain. While you do get to smoke a bunch of marijuana, it’s actually an extensive process to categorize and define each strain. -
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Panda Nanny – $32k per year Just look at them. you know you want this job.
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