27 Thoughts You Will Have While Getting Your First Tattoo

Marty Mcfly Published 08/04/2015

Thinking about getting a tattoo? Here’s a preview on how it’s probably going to go down.

1.
“Okay, we’re here. We can do this. Don’t. Chicken. Out.”
2.
“I’m so excited, I think I’m going to be sick.”
3.
”It’s just a tattoo, not a lethal injection. Chill.”
4.
“You know what you want already. CHILL.”
5.
“Maybe I should’ve been drunk for this.”
6.
“I’m sure about this, right?”
7.
“Oh my god, is this even safe?”
8.
“This is it. This is what I want. I want this tattoo. F*ck it.”
9.
“Wait. What am I going to tell my parents?”
10.
“What am I going to tell my future children??”
11.
“I’m going to teach them not to be judgmental a*sholes about people with tattoos, that’s what.”
12.
“Okay, okay, it’s starting.”
13.
“AAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhh…”
14.
“Huh. I feel kinda numb now.”
15.
“This isn’t that ba– OW OW OKAY OW.”
16.
16. “Dear God, why did I choose something with shading?”
17.
“Maybe if I pinch myself somewhere else it’ll hurt less on where the tattoo is.”
18.
“Oh my g… Is that blood?!”
19.
“Yeap. That’s blood.”
20.
“But wow this is looking soooo good.”
21.
“Not that many people appreciate the art in tattoos. I mean look at this.”
22.
“This is amazing. Oh my god. Wow.”
23.
“Let’s hope I didn’t just unknowingly get a gang-related tattoo.”
24.
“Oh my god this looks SO. GOOD.”
25.
“Huh. That actually wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.”
26.
“I mean it still hurt, but wow, I am tough.”
27.
“I want ten more.”

1.
“Okay, we’re here. We can do this. Don’t. Chicken. Out.”
2.
“I’m so excited, I think I’m going to be sick.”
3.
”It’s just a tattoo, not a lethal injection. Chill.”
4.
“You know what you want already. CHILL.”
5.
“Maybe I should’ve been drunk for this.”
6.
“I’m sure about this, right?”
7.
“Oh my god, is this even safe?”
8.
“This is it. This is what I want. I want this tattoo. F*ck it.”
9.
“Wait. What am I going to tell my parents?”
10.
“What am I going to tell my future children??”
11.
“I’m going to teach them not to be judgmental a*sholes about people with tattoos, that’s what.”
12.
“Okay, okay, it’s starting.”
13.
“AAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhh…”
14.
“Huh. I feel kinda numb now.”
15.
“This isn’t that ba– OW OW OKAY OW.”
16.
16. “Dear God, why did I choose something with shading?”
17.
“Maybe if I pinch myself somewhere else it’ll hurt less on where the tattoo is.”
18.
“Oh my g… Is that blood?!”
19.
“Yeap. That’s blood.”
20.
“But wow this is looking soooo good.”
21.
“Not that many people appreciate the art in tattoos. I mean look at this.”
22.
“This is amazing. Oh my god. Wow.”
23.
“Let’s hope I didn’t just unknowingly get a gang-related tattoo.”
24.
“Oh my god this looks SO. GOOD.”
25.
“Huh. That actually wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.”
26.
“I mean it still hurt, but wow, I am tough.”
27.
“I want ten more.”