15 creepy things children have said to their parents
Nathan Johnson
Published
08/12/2015
these will give you chills
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‘My son told me in the sweetest of voices, in a consoling tone…”Don’t worry mommy, I’ll never murder you.”‘ -
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‘One night I let my then three-year-old sleep with me because my husband was gone. It was dead quiet in the house and she whispers, “I’ve got ya where I want ya and now I’m gonna eat ya.”‘ -
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‘My little brother’s imaginary friend, Roger, lived under our coffee table. Roger had a wife and nine kids. Roger and his family lived peacefully alongside us for three years. One day, my little brother announced that Roger wouldn’t be around anymore, since he shot and killed himself and his whole family.’ -
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‘I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy, check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy, there’s somebody on my bed.”‘ -
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‘While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door, she kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, “The man.” To which I replied, “What man?” She pointed at the closet and said, “The man with the snake neck.” I turned around but nothing was there. I’m afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone’s hung themselves in the closet.’ -
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‘So I was tucking in my two-year-old. He said, “Goodbye dad.” I said, “No, we say goodnight.” He looked and me and said, “I know. But this time it’s goodbye.”‘ -
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‘My daughter once told me, “Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want.”‘ -
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‘When my daughter was three, she woke up one morning looking rough. I asked if she slept okay and she said, “No! Popaw Mike kept me up all night pinching my toes!” My dad, her Popaw Mike, passed away eight years before she was born and that’s how he used to wake me and my brother up when we were little.’ -
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‘My daughter saw me getting dry skin off my shoulder after a bad sunburn and asked if she could keep my skin flakes and put them in a jar so when I die, she can make a mommy mask to remember me always…’ -
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‘When my son was young, he came and climbed into bed with us, crying. I asked him what was wrong. He said that the big fat man with a bloody hole in his head kept trying to open his window.’ -
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‘My best friend Lisa died when I was pregnant with my daughter. When my daughter was three, I heard laughing. I asked, “What are you laughing at?” She said, “Auntie Lisa is making silly faces and playing with me.”‘ -
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‘Since the age of three, my son always tells me about the “creeper man” who lives in my mom and dad’s bedroom. He brings it up after he visits them. I made the mistake once of asking what he looks like. My son said, “Oh, he doesn’t have a face.”‘ -
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‘My five-year-old at the time had night terrors and would scream in her sleep. One night I said, “Mama’s here, it’s okay.” She looked right at me still asleep and screamed, “Mama? But who is that behind you?”‘ -
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‘When my kid was four, we were watching a documentary on the Titanic. The scene was a picture of the boiler room and the camera panned from left to right. He pointed at the TV and said, “That’s wrong. The boilers were on the other side, and I was right here.” He pointed to a small space in the boiler room. “That’s where I was. And that’s why I don’t like water now.”‘ -
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‘When my brother was little he acted like he had angels talking to him every second. One day my mom overheard him saying, “I can’t kill him! He’s my only dad!”‘
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