15 Dirty As Hell Jokes Hidden In Kids’ Movies
Nathan Johnson
Published
09/10/2015
Get ready for your mind, or something else, to be blown
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The Snozzberries taste like… penis in Willy Wonker and the Chocolate Factory. The taste was actually penis flavor, so when you were licking that, you were actually licking a whole wall full of penises. -
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An orgasmic computer in The Brave Little Toaster To The Rescue. Here’s the whole monologue from our orgasmic computer: “Wow! Wittgenstein is searching through all my files; searching through regions heretofore only dreamed of by man. Whew…that feels sorta good. My memory banks are being stroked, and by an expert. I feel something inside of me, and I can’t keep it to myself any longer!” -
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You just can’t stop Chris Rock from swearing in anything. In Madagascar, when Alex is being chased by Marty he screams in excitement “sugar honey iced tea!” Take the first letter of each of those words and you’ve got yourself a carefully hidden dirty word. -
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There is a hooker in Toy Story. The official name of this fishing line/human is “legs” but there is definite symbolism in a hook and some legs, it doesn’t take a giant leap to see the reference to a lady of the night and they caught us hook, line and sinker. -
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Robin Williams talks about eating foreskin in Mrs. Doubtfire. Strange but true, ‘gribenes’ is a kosher dish made with goose or chicken and ‘mohel’ is a man that performs circumcisions. So in the end you would actually be eating someone’s chewy foreskin. Enjoy that visual. -
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The Mask makes balloon animals dirty. In one scene Jim Carrey’s Mask is playing around with balloon animals and ‘accidentally’ pulls out a condom. XXL I presume? -
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Mike Myers is a slut shamer. Mike Myers gets angry with a garden implement called a ‘hoe’ and changes the meaning by saying “dirty hoe,” before throwing it away in disgust and bringing it back seconds later ending with “I’m sorry, I love you.” The movie didn’t get any better than that. -
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Not everything looks like a penis. In Monster House the kids are trying to kill the house by attacking its heart. Jenny figures out they are actually attacking its uvula, and the fat kid says “Oh, so it’s a girl house,” because he thought she was saying… something else. Which immediately gives you the hilarious visual of kids attacking angry girl parts. -
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Mr. Potato Head loves him some fellatio. In Toy Story 3 Mrs. Potato Head loses an eye and a mouth to Lotso and an angry Mr. Potato Head says “Hey, nobody takes my wife’s mouth but me!” OK, this one might be a stretch but it’s pretty funny picturing hanky-panky between these two. -
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Kronk pitches a tent. In The Emperor’s New Groove Kronk pitches a tent over his own nether regions then presumably turns to the camera and says “get it?” -
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The Centaur is a bone head in Hercules. This one is clear as day. You can see that the centaur is sporting some pretty obvious man parts from his head. -
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There were strip clubs in Cars. This one couldn’t be clearer if it was written on a sign which… it was. -
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Cruella De Vil loves bestiality jokes. In 101 Dalmatians, Roger and Anita tell Cruella that they are having puppies and Cruella replies “Well, you have been a busy boy, haven’t you?” And then straight after probably gave a fist pump and said “nailed it!” -
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There might be a lemon party reference in Cars II. This one might just be guilty by association but the villains in this movie are the Lemons (as in a crappy car), at one point the Lemons decide to throw a party – a ‘lemon party’ if you will. If you don’t know what this is, you aren’t ready to know. -
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Ralph makes it known that Pac-Man loves the muff. Urban dictionary defines a ‘cherry chaser’ as… well, if you don’t know, look it up yourself. And a’dot-muncher’ doesn’t take a lot of imagination to work out.
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