Funny Gynecologist names. So if there is one profession that you want to have a marketable, and reliable namesake, it's being a gyno. Who the heck wants to go to a doctor who you can't say their name without at least letting out a snicker. But on the flip side of the coin, having such a distinct name could lead customers to be sure you must be trustworthy in the field. But if these doctors' names made you chuckle, these adoptable cats with the worst names possible are definitely going to need a re-branding to help their case.