Cleaning stables. A job that involves shoveling s%#t all day definitely has to make the list. It isn’t human waste so at least you’ve dodged a bullet there but the work is dirty and your constantly being reminded about how the other half live.

Meter Maid. This is an easy one. People hate meter maids and meter maids hate people. They are a special breed, not born but grown in a laboratory. They have no understanding of real human emotions but follow the meter maid code of “if you’re over the time, your ass is mine”.

Embalmer. It takes a special type of person to work with dead bodies all day and a bit spooky when they’re your only company.

Bathroom attendant. This would be like working in the reverse Willy Wonker Chocolate Factory because there are all sorts of interesting smells and sounds, and because you literally work in a toilet, people treat you like s%#t.

DMV worker. People hate going to the DMV just as much as its employees do. The human resources department seems to only hire staff that have a general disgust for humanity and they are definitely fantasizing all day about your agonizing death in a motor vehicle accident. This place is like the ninth circle of hell, if you want to find the worst humanity has to offer, go to the DMV wait in line for an hour only to be told “you have the wrong form moron!”

Grave digger.. As a grave digger, you can look forward to the exciting prospect of digging a hole, then going five meters to your left and digging another hole. This back breaking work is only made better by the prospect that some other sad bastard is going to have to dig your grave one day. Take that sucker!

Call Center Employee. A collective ‘Amen’ is heard from everyone who has ever worked at a call center! This one isn’t that hard to work out really. You sit in a small cubicle all day, the only people who call you are the ones that have been shafted by your company and they’ve also been waiting for 30 minutes on a phone stewing in their own anger before they graduate to first in the cue and proceed to rip you a new one.

Divorce lawyer. Divorced people hate each other and you for making money out of their pain. You aren’t paid to be a psychiatrist but you might as well be because Shelly won’t stop talking about that whore of a babysitter Jared has been banging behind her back for the past two years. Good luck being a romantic after this job.

Busboy. People are messy, it’s science. They try and be as disgusting as possible when they go out for their meals because they know it’s not their job to clean it up, it’s yours. The pay is crap and when people hate their meals it’s going to be you or the waiter that feels their wrath.

Lumber jack. Are you a fan of potential death and crap pay? This is the job for you. The mortality rate is around one worker death in every 1,000. If you like those odds then it’s time to hit the casino of life.

Farm worker. Early hours, animal s%#t, crappy pay and back-breaking work – sign us up!