Muff diving. Many of us have been there. You’re wearing a pair of legs like a scarf, you’ve got an absolute face-full and your experiencing what can only be described as ‘tongue cramp’ – the last thing on your mind in taking your next breath. As a result, you find yourself coming up for air every 30 seconds, which is about as awkward to stop and pull a pube off your tongue. Throw in the obstacle of a jacuzzi or chocolate pudding, and you may as well be on the moon trying to find oxygen.

But fear not guys and girls, because the geniuses at Glow N Dark have invented this – The Glow N Dark Pussy Snorkel:(Of course, modelled by a lovely female, because… equality.)

“The Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O. Insert the breathing apparatus into your nostrils, rub the clitoral stimulator against your favorite coral reef and start with the tongue action. With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.”

And just in case you were eager to get your hands on one of these unique pieces of equipment, I warn you, you may be in for a wait, because apparently they are quite popular: