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    • why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side!
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    • A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is...
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    • CHICKEN JOKE
    • A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The...
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    • Condom Joke
    • Two condoms walk past a gay bar, one looks to the other and says, "Hey you wanna get shit faced?"
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    • Theres a man on a tightrope in between two skyscrapers and on the other side of the worls a man having a blowjob by a 85 year old woman. What are...
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    • why does the easter bunney hides his eggs answer: because he dosnt wany anybody to know he fucked a chicken
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    • Dad: Son, if you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind. Son: Dad, i'm over here.
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    • A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck. A drunk staggered up to her and said ,"Hey! where'd ja get the pig?" The woman...
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    • What's the best part about dating an anorexic chick? You see less and less of the bitch every day.
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    • So many of you probably realized that the user submitted jokes usually cut off at the end...THIS IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING especially to a guy...
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    • Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so...
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    • Q:Whats the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man. A:Bigfoots been spotted.
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    • WHAT DO U GET WHEN U DCROSS A BULLDOG AND A SHITZ-ZU? BULL SHIT WHY DONT DINASOURS TALK? KUZ THEY ARE ALL DEAD HOW DO U JUMP HIGHER THAN...
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    • i think everyone here who has submitted jokes to ebaums will agree with me when i say they need to get rid of the thing that makes it so your...
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    • whats brown and sticky? a turd in a glue factory
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    • Where does a cow go for entertainment? Answer: To the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIES!!! oldest one in the book......
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    • What do you call it when your new wife gives you a BJ -Brideshead What do you call it when she wants to buy a pearl necklace -Brideshead...
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    • I have finally found out how to stop Americans voting all the jokes down. Well it won't work for ever, but for hours at least. Americans: read...
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    • What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his his nose. Whats the Diffenence between kinky and...
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    • Once there were three bats. They lived in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night the bats made a bet to see who could drink the most...
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    • A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and...
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    • After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own...
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    • Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days...
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    • Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by...
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    • Not My Kind Of Date A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers...
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    • Did you hear about the poor little black kid who had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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    • Your in bed, Your alone, you hear a noise, you go downstairs, the lights are off, your TV's floating in the air. What do you say??? Drop...
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    • There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the...
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    • ALL PUNS INTENDED ... 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was...
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    • On our way to my parents' house for dinner one evening, I glanced over at my 15-year-old daughter. "Isn't that skirt a bit short?" I...
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    • A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us...
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    • Question: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: thirty. Two to hold the lightbulb, and 28 to drink until the room...
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