Top

SEARCHED JOKES

    • joke

    • why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side!
    • JLeAtOn1127
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 951 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • joke

    • A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is...
    • zickman
      Uploaded 04/12/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • CHICKEN JOKE

    • A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The...
    • creepingkev
      Uploaded 01/23/2008
      • 757 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Condom Joke

    • Two condoms walk past a gay bar, one looks to the other and says, "Hey you wanna get shit faced?"
    • nitroblitz
      Uploaded 02/09/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Joke

    • Theres a man on a tightrope in between two skyscrapers and on the other side of the worls a man having a blowjob by a 85 year old woman. What are...
    • h4ppy
      Uploaded 02/10/2008
      • 676 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • jokes

    • why does the easter bunney hides his eggs answer: because he dosnt wany anybody to know he fucked a chicken
    • zachs11
      Uploaded 03/31/2008
      • 3k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Joke

    • Dad: Son, if you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind. Son: Dad, i'm over here.
    • Fiftyonefifty
      Uploaded 04/15/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Joke

    • A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck. A drunk staggered up to her and said ,"Hey! where'd ja get the pig?" The woman...
    • Fiftyonefifty
      Uploaded 04/15/2008
      • 858 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Black Joke

    • Q: What do u call a black priest? A: Holy shit
    • wetaud
      Uploaded 05/17/2008
      • 571 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Evil Joke

    • What's the best part about dating an anorexic chick? You see less and less of the bitch every day.
    • marcus1369
      Uploaded 05/20/2008
      • 622 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Joke endings

    • So many of you probably realized that the user submitted jokes usually cut off at the end...THIS IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING especially to a guy...
    • path
      Uploaded 05/27/2008
      • 976 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jokes

    • Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so...
    • path
      Uploaded 07/08/2008
      • 559 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Joke

    • Q:Whats the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man. A:Bigfoots been spotted.
    • newb11
      Uploaded 07/11/2008
      • 414 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • NOT FUNNY JOKES

    • WHAT DO U GET WHEN U DCROSS A BULLDOG AND A SHITZ-ZU? BULL SHIT WHY DONT DINASOURS TALK? KUZ THEY ARE ALL DEAD HOW DO U JUMP HIGHER THAN...
    • CAPLOCK
      Uploaded 07/15/2008
      • 536 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jokes

    • i think everyone here who has submitted jokes to ebaums will agree with me when i say they need to get rid of the thing that makes it so your...
    • blackshirts18
      Uploaded 07/19/2008
      • 508 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • joke

    • whats brown and sticky? a turd in a glue factory
    • damoirons
      Uploaded 08/02/2008
      • 509 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • lame joke

    • Where does a cow go for entertainment? Answer: To the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIES!!! oldest one in the book......
    • jzeldin30
      Uploaded 08/07/2008
      • 438 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Double Joke

    • What do you call it when your new wife gives you a BJ -Brideshead What do you call it when she wants to buy a pearl necklace -Brideshead...
    • marph666
      Uploaded 08/18/2008
      • 573 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • my joke

    • why did baby hi to his mom
    • madog
      Uploaded 09/29/2008
      • 554 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • joke

    • I have finally found out how to stop Americans voting all the jokes down. Well it won't work for ever, but for hours at least. Americans: read...
    • deevo25
      Uploaded 10/26/2008
      • 536 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • "Short" Jokes

    • What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his his nose. Whats the Diffenence between kinky and...
    • SuperSpy
      Uploaded 11/20/2008
      • 730 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • joke

    • Once there were three bats. They lived in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night the bats made a bet to see who could drink the most...
    • BuyMyBilge
      Uploaded 12/23/2008
      • 246 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • joke

    • A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and...
    • BuyMyBilge
      Uploaded 12/23/2008
      • 328 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • joke

    • After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own...
    • BuyMyBilge
      Uploaded 12/23/2008
      • 376 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • joke

    • Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days...
    • BuyMyBilge
      Uploaded 12/23/2008
      • 399 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • joke

    • Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by...
    • BuyMyBilge
      Uploaded 12/23/2008
      • 394 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Joke?

    • joke joke jokity joke ...that's it. Fuck this shit
    • the_big_bad
      Uploaded 02/02/2009
      • 558 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • joke

    • Not My Kind Of Date A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers...
    • frost420
      Uploaded 02/22/2009
      • 397 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Racist joke

    • Did you hear about the poor little black kid who had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
    • thewoz
      Uploaded 02/27/2009
      • 513 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • joke

    • Your in bed, Your alone, you hear a noise, you go downstairs, the lights are off, your TV's floating in the air. What do you say??? Drop...
    • mattparks
      Uploaded 09/16/2009
      • 536 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • old joke

    • There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the...
    • midnightblaze91
      Uploaded 11/29/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • joke

    • ALL PUNS INTENDED ... 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was...
    • bullseyerock
      Uploaded 03/15/2010
      • 677 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • joke

    • On our way to my parents' house for dinner one evening, I glanced over at my 15-year-old daughter. "Isn't that skirt a bit short?" I...
    • samiall
      Uploaded 05/18/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Joke

    • A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us...
    • davymain0612
      Uploaded 11/09/2010
      • 439 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Irish Joke

    • Question: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: thirty. Two to hold the lightbulb, and 28 to drink until the room...
    • davymain0612
      Uploaded 11/09/2010
      • 437 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
  • Get our free newsletter

    Amazing new updates!