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    • Chainsaw

    • A redneck walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 45.2k Views
      • 64 Comments
      • 9 Favorites
    • Suspenders

    • One day, in a small town in the middle of no-where, a redneck wearing nothing but jeans and suspenders was pumping gas into his pinto at the...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 34.8k Views
      • 55 Comments
      • 6 Favorites
    • Moles

    • A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 18k Views
      • 17 Comments
      • 3 Favorites
    • Octopus

    • A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 19.5k Views
      • 13 Comments
      • 3 Favorites
    • Revenge

    • There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 22.4k Views
      • 26 Comments
      • 10 Favorites
    • At the Dentist

    • A woman goes into a dentist's office, and after her examination, the dentist says, “I'm sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 14.3k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Overtime

    • Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 17.6k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Unloaded

    • To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 38.8k Views
      • 29 Comments
      • 6 Favorites
    • Ventriloquist

    • A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 38.8k Views
      • 58 Comments
      • 21 Favorites
    • The Diet

    • A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 36.7k Views
      • 33 Comments
      • 4 Favorites
    • Carols

    • Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 17k Views
      • 15 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • A Whiner

    • At a monastery high in the mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence. Only at Christmas can the monk speak, and then only two words, and...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 18.1k Views
      • 15 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Westinghouse

    • A lady opened her refrigerator and saw the Easter Bunny sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The Easter...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 18k Views
      • 26 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cannabilism

    • Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 45.5k Views
      • 61 Comments
      • 20 Favorites
    • Confused

    • There was this Native American boy who was confused so this is what he asked his mother: Mom, why is my brother's name Windstorm? She...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 31.4k Views
      • 40 Comments
      • 11 Favorites
    • Choices

    • There was an old Jewish man living in an assisted living center. At 10 pm on a Saturday night there was a knock on his door. The man opened the...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 27k Views
      • 22 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Nostalgia

    • Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place,...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 13.6k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Barbecue

    • A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 15.8k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 4 Favorites
    • At the Grave

    • A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 13k Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Conserve

    • A married couple receive a bank statement with a huge overdraft. They also receive a final demand for the gas bill. So they agree to save money....
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 11.8k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Deathbed

    • Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 12.6k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • To the Store

    • A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 13.3k Views
      • 12 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Supermarket

    • A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 12.5k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Inheritance

    • A woman's husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 15k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Lottery

    • A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 13.6k Views
      • 17 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • In the Shower

    • A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door. In walks her...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 18k Views
      • 14 Comments
      • 3 Favorites
    • Moonlighting

    • A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few feet away noticed that the man...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 13.4k Views
      • 18 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • No Cavities

    • Mum walked into the bathroom one day & found young Johnny furiously scrubbing his penis with a toothbrush and toothpaste. "What the hell do you...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 24.4k Views
      • 34 Comments
      • 6 Favorites
    • Leroy

    • A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 23k Views
      • 34 Comments
      • 8 Favorites
    • Fascinate

    • The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 20.8k Views
      • 19 Comments
      • 10 Favorites
    • Misunderstanding

    • Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 21.1k Views
      • 18 Comments
      • 5 Favorites
    • Confessions

    • Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 22.2k Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 11 Favorites
    • On the Road

    • A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Melbourne. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 16.9k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 5 Favorites
    • Hostages

    • A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 20k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 9 Favorites
    • Anniversary

    • A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 18.2k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 4 Favorites
    • The Cure

    • A gay man named Roger goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Roger, I am not going to beat around...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 18.1k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 5 Favorites
    • The Docks

    • An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 18.7k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 5 Favorites
    • On the Edge

    • A guy is hiking up a mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying. "Hey," he says, "if you're going to jump, how about...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 17.4k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 4 Favorites
    • Clocks

    • A man goes into a repair shop to get his watch fixed. But when he sees that the girl running the store is extremely hot, he unzips his pants and...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 16.9k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 4 Favorites
    • Poisoned

    • Two male buddies were walking through the woods when out of no where, a poisonous snake came and bit one of the men in the penis! The man...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 09/27/2006
      • 18.1k Views
      • 16 Comments
      • 4 Favorites