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    • Knock Knock

    • Knock Knock Whos there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget
    • JDeezNuts
      Uploaded 04/19/2012
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    • Funny Joke

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
    • trollfacejpeg
      Uploaded 12/15/2011
      • 608 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Blonde Thief

    • Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
    • lameokid
      Uploaded 06/01/2011
      • 647 Views
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    • blonde 911

    • Why couldn’t the blonde call 911? Because there’s no 11 on the phone.
    • sexydude001
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
      • 232 Views
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    • family joke

    • A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. The man took off his shoes and socks and his...
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Work office joke joke

    • Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know...
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 858 Views
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    • blonde joke joke

    • A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor....
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 534 Views
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    • funny bar joke joke

    • A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the...
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 780 Views
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    • 9/11 Knock Knock

    • **DISCLAIMER** If you have lost or known someone who lost a friend or relative in the 9/11 attacks, please use good judgement in viewing...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 09/10/2010
      • 3.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Redneck Calls 911

    • Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away. "Where do...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/18/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ign'ant Fire

    • A lady called the fire department to report a fire in her home. When the emergency operator asked how to get there, the lady replied:...
    • saneenough
      Uploaded 01/07/2009
      • 514 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Airline Joke

    • Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more...
    • heyguys
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
      • 645 Views
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    • Accountant Joke

    • MEMO FROM ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large...
    • heyguys
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
      • 648 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Dumb Hunter

    • A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 494 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Spell Eucalyptus

    • Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Billy Bob that she would send someone out right away. Where do you...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/20/2008
      • 3k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Now What?

    • A 911 operator received a phone call from a hysterical man who shouted "My friend is dead! He was hit by a car and his body flipped in the...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/10/2008
      • 790 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hunting with Rednecks

    • At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a...
    • NiggerPants
      Uploaded 08/03/2008
      • 768 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Wife Passed Away

    • Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away. "Where do...
    • NiggerPants
      Uploaded 08/03/2008
      • 606 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Tim and Alen

    • Okay, Tim and Alen were taking a walk down the park. It was a sunny day and the birds were chirping. Then suddenly Tim falls on the ground and...
    • sensfan
      Uploaded 07/07/2008
      • 726 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Operator Joke

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
    • L_o_L
      Uploaded 05/20/2008
      • 741 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Changing a light bulb

    • HumorShack - Blonde Joke #2 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Changing Light bulb Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/05/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde Emergency

    • Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 05/01/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 5 Favorites
    • redneck hunters

    • A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled...
    • postjordan
      Uploaded 04/28/2008
      • 2.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Round like a shot

    • Going to bed the other night I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned police but was told no one was in the area to help. They...
    • Nikkyxo
      Uploaded 04/28/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 911

    • Knock Knock... Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? "Thought you said you would 'never' forget asshole!"
    • pudge67
      Uploaded 03/16/2008
      • 781 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Redneck 911 Call

    • A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are...
    • Cody4545
      Uploaded 02/25/2008
      • 4.1k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • 2 Hunters

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
    • Louge
      Uploaded 02/02/2008
      • 925 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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