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    • Voting Democrat

    • I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America. I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a...
    • bgamble
      Uploaded 09/26/2008
      • 93.4k Views
      • 2373 Comments
      • 26 Favorites
    • Presidential Libraries

    • Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 05/01/2008
      • 396 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Bush Has Feelings Too

    • George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate all the stupid jokes people make about me." Cheney reassured him by saying,...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 05/01/2008
      • 451 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Clinton one-liner

    • Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 05/01/2008
      • 604 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Clinton one-liner

    • Isn't putting Bill Clinton in charge of a trust fund as insane as putting in a draft-dodger as Commander in Chief?
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 05/01/2008
      • 530 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Cows and politics

    • A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows....
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/30/2008
      • 516 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • History lesson adult

    • It was the first day of school and a new student, Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/30/2008
      • 578 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Make the Pie Higher

    • This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush. Make the Pie...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/27/2008
      • 486 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Ghosts and President Clinton

    • One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked, "George, what is the...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/26/2008
      • 551 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Second Coming

    • One of the Council of the Twelve runs breathlessly into the Presidents' office one day. The President looks up and says,...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/25/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • What is politics?

    • A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/25/2008
      • 580 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Clinton one-liner

    • Why doesn't Clinton have the courage to call his plan what it really is? "Socialism"
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/24/2008
      • 983 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Clinton one-liner

    • When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, "I don't know. I never had one."
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/24/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • One day in the future,

    • One day in the future, Bill Clinton has a heart attack, dies prematurely -- and goes straight to Hell. The Devil greets him, but...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/24/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • President Clinton looks up from

    • President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approaching him. What is...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/23/2008
      • 483 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Question and answer Clinton joke

    • Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/22/2008
      • 445 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Odds and Ends

    • A local throwaway paper has a column called News of the Weird which may be syndicated. Excerpting... ...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/22/2008
      • 548 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Clinton one-liner

    • President Bevis, Vice President Butthead I thought that happened in November of 1992.
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/21/2008
      • 530 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Question and answer Clinton joke

    • Q: Why does Hillary Clinton often wear turtle necks when attending Bill's speaking engagements? A: So you can't see her adam's...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/21/2008
      • 370 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • It's your patriotic duty

    • The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/20/2008
      • 454 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The hard cell

    • By Tony Kornheiser, The Washington Post Sunday, July 22, 2001 Just the other morning I was...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/19/2008
      • 492 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and

    • Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the midwest. A tornado comes along...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/19/2008
      • 303 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • President Clinton's first act...

    • According to local personality Doug Mulray, the first thing Bill Clinton did when he arrived in the White House was to...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/19/2008
      • 392 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bush Plays God

    • A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/19/2008
      • 294 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Lying Congressmen

    • A pair of congressmen met for lunch to hash out their political differences. Ten minutes into the meal, one angrily pounded the table....
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/18/2008
      • 399 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes

    • Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the President has lectured them constantly about the evils of...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/18/2008
      • 483 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Artificial Intelligence

    • A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/18/2008
      • 495 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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