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- Proof
- Proof that Jesus was... ...Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother...
- thelegendery 11/19/2008
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- Xmas pageant
- Two daughters had been given parts in the Christmas pageant at their church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most...
- zeuty 05/02/2008
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- God vs Environmentalists
- God created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact...
- zeuty 05/01/2008
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- Wal-Mart Vs Heaven
- I consider Wal-Mart to be God's gift to shoppers. Here are the similarities I have noticed between the kingdom of Heaven and the Kingdom of Everyday...
- zeuty 05/01/2008
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- An Amish boy and his
- An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,...
- zeuty 04/30/2008
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- A young couple met with
- A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or...
- zeuty 04/28/2008
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- Three young candidates for the
- Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy ...
- zeuty 04/26/2008
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- Three very religious rabbis in
- Three very religious rabbis in black with long beards were playing golf. A guy named Mulhaney wanted to play golf and this was the...
- zeuty 04/25/2008
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- The National Enquirer's special investigative
- The National Enquirer's special investigative team has determined that it's actually Elvis Presely's image on the Shroud of Turin.
- zeuty 04/25/2008
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- Feel the love
- One day a woman was walking with her teenage daughter. The daughter asked, "Mom, what exactly is Heaven?" ...
- zeuty 04/24/2008
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- A Jew, a Catholic and
- A Jew, a Catholic and an Episcopalian were standing at the gates of Hell. Satan came out, and looked them...
- zeuty 04/23/2008
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- On a very cold, snowy
- On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February, only the pastor and one farmer arrived at the village church. The pastor said,...
- zeuty 04/22/2008
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- My favorite book of the bible
- A young man in high school was falling behind in his classes, he was also getting into other trouble(fights, drugs, sex, etc). His family was rather...
- zeuty 04/21/2008
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- One day, a guy dies
- One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the...
- zeuty 04/21/2008
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- Jesus had long hair
- A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." ...
- zeuty 04/19/2008
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- Leader of the HMO
- Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you...
- zeuty 04/18/2008
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- Why Eve was created
- Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would...
- zeuty 04/17/2008
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- What is a trick?
- A priest decides to pay a visit to a nearby convent. The convent is in a run-down neighborhood, and as the priest walks down the street several...
- zeuty 04/17/2008
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- A youngster devoted an entire
- A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he was doing with varicolored crayons. His mother finally looked...
- zeuty 04/17/2008
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- Jesus and the devil
- One day, Jesus and the Devil were both working on their computers. Jesus was typing away. The Devil was typing ...
- zeuty 04/14/2008
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- An 85-year-old couple
- An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to...
- zeuty 04/13/2008
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- New Pastor
- A new pastor moved into a town, and he went out one day to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came upon this one house. It was obvious...
- zeuty 04/12/2008
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- Spirit of giving
- The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each...
- zeuty 04/10/2008
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- Nuns Confessional
- Four nuns are standing in line for confession. The first nun goes into the confessional and says bless me father for I have sinned I touched a...
- zeuty 04/10/2008
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- Confessional Etiquette
- The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions,...
- zeuty 04/09/2008
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- Ya Wanna Find Jesus?
- A drunk man stumbled into a church where there were baptisms being performed. The priest noticed him and asked him if he wanted to find Jesus....
- zeuty 04/07/2008
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- A small boy is wandering
- A small boy is wandering in a hotel, and hearing some noises decides to open a door. He says "Wow, it's dark...
- zeuty 04/06/2008
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- Punishment for Gates
- Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a...
- zeuty 04/05/2008
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- Is the wife in control?
- Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their...
- zeuty 04/03/2008
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- Doing this great deed
- A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry...
- zeuty 04/03/2008
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- Hard vs. Easy
- Why is it so hard to tell the truth but so easy to tell a lie? Why are we so sleepy in church but Right...
- zeuty 04/03/2008
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- A Muslim In Heaven
- A Muslim dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter meets him at the gate and says, "Welcome to heaven my son, please...
- zeuty 04/01/2008
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- Never Ask A Women About Her Personals!!!
- A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are...
- zeuty 04/01/2008
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- McDonald's Solilquy
- __MacDonald's Soliloquy__ or, Parody after Macbeth Gregory Lam Feb....
- zeuty 03/31/2008
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- Young Salesman
- A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in...
- zeuty 03/31/2008
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- God Is Missing
- Two 6 year old boys were attending religous school and giving the teachers problems. The teachers had tried everything to make them behave - time...
- zeuty 03/30/2008
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- Wanna be a Stud
- Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our...
- zeuty 03/28/2008
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- Fully loaded
- A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he could improve his public speaking...
- zeuty 03/27/2008
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