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    • Blonde car accident
    • One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of...
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    • 12 year old boy
    • A 12 year old boy gets hit by a car at a busy intersection. A woman witnesses the entire event and runs over to the little boy, whos lying...
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    • Car Accident
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    • Terrible Accident
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    • Car accident
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    • Why Did you come then?
    • A guy working at a lumbar yard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers.At the Hospital the surgeon said: "Give me the fingers and...
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    • NONSENSE!!
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    • NEW GREAT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
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    • NEW CHUCK NORRIS JOKE
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    • FUNNY NEW CHUCK NORRIS!
    • What do you get when you cross Chuck norris rollerblading with lance armstrong the famous race biker?? -A FULL BAG OF DISTILLED...
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    • Bad day at the sawmill
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    • Taking A Shower
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    • Two News
    • Guy wakes up in a hospital. After a few moments the doctor comes and informs the patient that there was an accident and that he has some good and...
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    • The Bunk
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    • Life Altering Accident
    • A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you...
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    • Nuclear Waste
    • Q: What was the most catastrophic nuclear accident? A: When God split Adam and made woman.
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    • Crushed Scrotum
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    • A Serious Auto Accident
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    • Shopping with Lucy
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    • Blonde Car Accident
    • One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of...
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    • All Fingers and Thumbs
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    • blonde accident joke
    • One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of...
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    • Shopping At Its Worst
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    • A terrible accident.
    • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
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    • Accident
    • There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of...
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    • Car accident
    • I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under...
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    • Shooting Accident
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    • Dwarf Car
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    • skin graph
    • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft...
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    • The Perfect joke
    • One day at a perfect party, a perfect man meets a perfect woman. They start to date, and after 2 perfect years they have the perfect wedding...
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    • Golfing accident
    • A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed...
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    • The meaning of Tragedy
    • Gordon Brown was visiting a primary school and he went into the classrooms when they were in a discussion about words and their meanings. The...
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    • Blonde accident
    • A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was...
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    • Bad Preist
    • a small boy is standing on the edge of a cliff crying. a priest approaches and says, "why are u crying my child?" The boy says...
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    • Slow Driving Habits
    • A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had...
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    • Trucker Hits a Pig
    • A trucker is driving down the highway when he hears a loud thump under his semi. He stops to check the damage, then calls his boss. “I hit a...
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