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- Blonde car accident
- One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- 12 year old boy
- A 12 year old boy gets hit by a car at a busy intersection. A woman witnesses the entire event and runs over to the little boy, who’s lying on...
- guitarlover 09/27/2011
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- Car Accident
- A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After...
- BadMrFroster 08/25/2011
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- Terrible Accident
- Police arrive at the scene of a terrible one car accident. The car is wrapped around a light pole, a man and woman lay unconscious and a little boy...
- scubadude 07/23/2011
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- Car accident
- A woman wakes up from a coma 2 days after a car accident. The doctor tells her that she'll be ok. She asks the doc if she'll be able to play...
- guitarlover 06/23/2011
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- Why Did you come then?
- A guy working at a lumbar yard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers.At the Hospital the surgeon said: "Give me the fingers and I'll...
- WILD_THING 04/14/2011
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- NONSENSE!!
- Peter was bored one day so he walked down to the local library in search of some pickled-snowboards and all he could find was ranch sauce.... so he...
- sterobj 12/10/2010
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- CHUCK NORRIS SLAMMING A DOOR
- Chuck norris can slam a REVOLVING door shut... yes, only chuck norris...
- sterobj 10/30/2010
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- GREAT CHUCK NORRIS JOKE!!! READ THIS!!!
- Chuck norris does not need another car to jump start your car, He just hooks the jumper cables right to his nipples..
- sterobj 10/29/2010
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- NEW GREAT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
- Lance armstrong, the famous bike racer, actually lost every race to chuck norris, but still won every time because Chuck Norris was always...
- sterobj 10/25/2010
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- NEW CHUCK NORRIS JOKE
- When chuck norris plays rock paper scissors, he wins everytime because he chooses rock, an no one dares to cover his fist with paper... and nobody...
- sterobj 10/25/2010
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- FUNNY NEW CHUCK NORRIS!
- What do you get when you cross Chuck norris rollerblading with lance armstrong the famous race biker?? -A FULL BAG OF DISTILLED GRAVEL-PICKLES...
- sterobj 10/04/2010
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- Bad day at the sawmill
- Danny was working at the sawmill and he cut his hand off. They put his hand in a plastic bag and they sewed it back on and he was back to work...
- UNUSERNAME 08/21/2010
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- Taking A Shower
- A woman was taking a shower when suddenly there's a knock on the door. She loudly asked who is it. "We are from the morgue. Your husband had an...
- P00KY 06/06/2010
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- Life Altering Accident
- A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you...
- matman747 01/25/2010
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- Nuclear Waste
- Q: What was the most catastrophic nuclear accident? A: When God split Adam and made woman.
- Wanderer1983 12/18/2009
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- Crushed Scrotum
- During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express thanks for prayers which had been answered. A lady...
- DarthTolkien 11/19/2009
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- A Serious Auto Accident
- It was a pretty serious auto accident. Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt, his face smashed into the windshield. In a strange twist of fate,...
- BrandonAR 11/17/2009
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- Shopping with Lucy
- Lucy was having a lovely time shopping when the doctor called. "Lucy, your husband had a dreadful accident and he's in critical condition. Come...
- Misty_cute 09/25/2009
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- Poop pants
- Q: Why did I poop my pants? A: Because I wanted to.
- TEgnoto89 06/01/2009
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- Blonde Car Accident
- One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the...
- sunborg10 05/09/2009
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- All Fingers and Thumbs
- While cutting wood in his workshop, Jim the carpenter slips and manages to slice all his fingers off on his power full electric saw. He screams and...
- bangoskank99 05/03/2009
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- blonde accident joke
- One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the...
- bullseyerock 03/30/2009
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- Shopping At Its Worst
- A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the...
- Syrus 02/12/2009
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- A terrible accident.
- A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin...
- Riley 01/23/2009
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- Car accident
- I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under the...
- manneklint 01/11/2009
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- Shooting Accident
- As a pregnant woman walked into a bank one day, a man dressed in black came in and shot her three times in the stomach. She was immediately rushed to...
- shoots222 01/07/2009
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- skin graph
- A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
- mellmellz 12/01/2008
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- The Perfect joke
- One day at a perfect party, a perfect man meets a perfect woman. They start to date, and after 2 perfect years they have the perfect wedding followed...
- jinky1888 11/23/2008
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- Golfing accident
- A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly...
- poncecub 11/20/2008
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- The meaning of Tragedy
- Gordon Brown was visiting a primary school and he went into the classrooms when they were in a discussion about words and their meanings. The...
- Falthor 11/14/2008
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- Blonde accident
- A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was...
- Thug_life 11/12/2008
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- Bad Preist
- a small boy is standing on the edge of a cliff crying. a priest approaches and says, "why are u crying my child?" The boy says...
- Falthor 11/07/2008
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- Slow Driving Habits
- A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had...
- smbrynien 11/04/2008
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- Trucker Hits a Pig
- A trucker is driving down the highway when he hears a loud thump under his semi. He stops to check the damage, then calls his boss. “I hit a pig...
- berv 11/02/2008
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- Naked pictures to Grandma
- A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that...
- mortgagemescott 10/15/2008
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